Karen Apologises For Dissing Nora… JD Robb Rocks!

Posted in Uncategorized Saturday December 31, 2005

OK, I can admit when I’m wrong.

I’ve had three of Nora Ro- er JD Robb’s ‘In Death’ books on my TBR list forever. I had to go to the Doctor’s on Wednesday, so I randomly selected Judgment In Death to keep me from passing out from boredom, whilst I was sat in the waiting room.

And thank Lucifer I did. Nora, even if I never read any of your other books again, as we speak, I am now ordering every single In Death book you have out.

Yes folks, I fucking LOVED it!!!

Eve and Roarke rock!!!

All I have to do now is to start where I should have started in the first place. At the beginning. I believe the first book is Naked In Death…

Karen Does Monica Jackson’s Mr Right Now…

Posted in Uncategorized Friday December 30, 2005

So, I read Monica Jackson’s, Mr Right Now. Here’s the blurb:

Luby (I hated that name cuz I kept wanting to call her Luby-Lou, which is ridiculous for a grown woman really, yech!) Jones accidentally bumps into her new neighbour, Jake, in her hallway, and she immediately finds herself thinking of ways of getting into his pants.

She can’t understand why she finds Jake so attractive, so in an effort to deny her feelings, she tries to set him up with Danni, her best friend who has the unfortunate habit of falling for dead beat guys, with no jobs and no prospects.

Luby invites Jake round to meet her scary best friends: Danni, the nympho single-mum who has chronically bad taste in men. Cat, the take-no-prisoners broad married to the man of her nightmares, and not forgetting Winston, who’s gayer than Madame Minelli’s David Gest. (If I was meeting these guys, I think I’d probably have some Ritalin on hand.)

Jake is instantly attracted to Luby, which is an unusual occurrence for him, because, unbeknownst to Luby and her madcap friends, Jake Koseva has this unfortunate affliction, which makes all the people he meets, want to instantly have sex with him, and Luby and her friends (including Gay Winston) are no exception.

Jake is so used to not feeling anything for the hoard of females who are constantly trying get hold of his penis, that his attraction for Luby blindsides him, and all he can think about is getting his piece of meat between her very willing thighs. Jake realises that Luby may be his destiny, and so he takes the necessary steps to ensure that he’s not just another notch on her (non-existent) bedpost.

Mr Right Now, is basically a story about three women looking for that one person who sees who they are, and loves them anyway, and one man, who has almost given up on finding his one true love. Throw in a demon-inhabited mother who sees dead people, a wacky granny, and a bipolar ex-girlfriend, you surely have a recipe for a hell of a ride.

My Verdict:

Shit, this book was funny. I started laughing at page one, and didn’t let up till I finished reading the book. You know that’s always a good thing when it comes to any genre of book, and even more so when it’s a romance.

Unfortunately for me, the romance element of this book took a backseat in terms of enjoyment. What I loved most about Mr Right Now, was the interaction between Luby and her friends. I’m a lover of films and books that showcase strong female friendships, (even though I thought Cat took the whole friendship thing a little too far) and Mr Right Now, seemed to embody that.

It’s been said that the cover doesn’t match the story, but I think I disagree. I think it matched the story perfectly actually.
Although in essence, it was a paranormal romance, to me, it had a definite chick-lit (or clit lit, if that works better) feel to it, which for me personally, wasn’t a bad thing. You may disagree.

My only complaint about Mr Right Now, was Jake’s character. I usually love Alpha male leads, and I found that Jake didn’t inspire me, as far as romance heroes go. I thought he was a bit of a pansy if I’m honest, and so for me, he was the one character that I didn’t particularly care so much for. Some of you will find him sweet, but I just felt like patting over the head, and sending him to bed with a cup of hot cocoa, and a compilation CD featuring Cher’s greatest hits.

Nope, not my kind of hero unfortunately, but this fact didn’t necessarily effect my enjoyment of Mr Right Now.

Overall, it was a fun book that didn’t make me want to gnaw off my own arm in frustration, and for that alone, I was very grateful.

I Couldn’t Have Said It Better…

Posted in Uncategorized Friday December 30, 2005

Let me refer you to the most fantastic review of Shelby Reed’s Midnight Rose.

Fab review Jen!

Thank God Christmas Is Over, And A Teeny Little Rant…

Posted in Uncategorized Thursday December 29, 2005

Hi Guys, yes I know it’s not quite January, but hey, The Tall Guy is currently driving me out of my mind with all the hammering going on in the attic, One Tree Hill no longer comes on TV on Thursdays (yes I love, OTH, and so what?), so I’m left with re-runs of Will and Grace, thus I’m suitably bored, so I thought I’d return to my blog.

Over the holiday period, my Ball and Chain, and I, noticed the ridiculous amount of parents who seemed quite happy to let their little kids wander away from them whilst shopping.

As we were busy doing the last of our Christmas food shopping last Friday, there were at least twelve public announcements over the PA system, from parents who had lost their kids amongs the throng of shoppers.

Now I know that it’s difficult to always know where your little ankle biters are, especially during weekend shopping sprees, but for the love of all things Oprah, couldn’t you try a little harder to keep an eye on them?

It would takes mere minutes for a wily predator to grab your kid and run. That’s the reality of the world we live in today. You can no longer give the excuse that they are too hard to control when outside the house. This is about keeping your kids safe, so you do whatever you have to.

The one incident that nearly drove me to gnaw on my own arm, was witnessing a child in a pram, left outside a newsagent, whilst the mother went to buy something in the shop. What kind of frickin lunatic does a thing like that? Leave the pram outside by all means (even at the risk of it being thieved) but for Lucifer’s sake, take the godammned child in with you!

Kids are hard to keep track of, but that’s just how they are, so you just have to deal with it. Their well-being should be of the highest priority, at ALL times.

As a parent (which I’m not, but I sure want to be) wouldn’t you hate for your child to become a statistic, just because you took your eyes off them whilst you were deciding whether to have melon balls or soup as a starter during dinner?

I would. I suspect the parents who let their mind wander away from their children whilst out, would too.

A moment’s inattention. That’s all it takes. Just ask Jamie’s mother.

Rockin’ Around, The Christmas Tree, I’ll Be Gone Until January…

Posted in Uncategorized Friday December 23, 2005



I’m not going to be able to post anything for a while, so I’m taking a hiatus until the new year. I owe Monica Jackson and Kate Rothwell a review each, but I just don’t have time, so there’s no point even thinking about.

All that’s left to say is, I hope you all have a fantastic Christmas for those of you who celebrate it, and for those of you who don’t, have a happy whatever!

Be nice, eat lots, engage in lots of horizontal excercises, make babies, whatever, just as long as you have a good time doin’ it!

I just have to add a special message, to Sarah, Dawn, Anne, JenB, Joy, Soozie, Kelly, Linda, KarenB, Lori, and everybody else in Sarah Mccarty’s Group, as well as Jenn, Eve, Ro-Ro, Paz, Scott, and Marilyn Lee!

HAVE A MERRY CHRISTMAS AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!!

Tuesday Special Author Interview: Monica Jackson

Posted in Uncategorized Tuesday December 20, 2005

Author Name: Monica Jackson
Website:
http://monicajackson.com
Genre: Romance, paranormal romance and erotica, women’s fiction
Latest book in shops now:
Mr. Right Now

Before we begin this interview, I need to check that you’re still grounded and that your head isn’t swollen from all of your success, so with that in mind, what was the last thing you bought at Target, and do you know how much a loaf of bread costs? (grin)

The last thing I bought at Target was about three of those little girl’s make-up kits to give to my daughter for the holidays! They were cheap, about five dollars each. I usually buy my bread at Aldi’s, a store that maybe you’re not familiar with, but a lot of people on a tight food budget are! A loaf of wheat bread is seventy-nine cents; white bread is forty-nine cents.

{Oh, we have Aldi’s here too, I didn’t realise they were an international chain…}

They have a more upscale multi-grain loaf for a dollar twenty-nine too. The selection is far more limited than a regular grocery store, but the food is decent and I can cut my food costs by a third by shopping there.

What were your favourite books as a child?

I loved fantasy and science fiction. I was also a comic book buff! Those old fashion kind—this was before anime became popular in the states. I loved Ursula Le Guin, Madeleine L’Engle, Tolkien. The Lord of the Rings trilogy was pinnacle. I reread them every year. I knew the Chronicles of Narnia were racist, but I loved them anyway.

What does a typical day as a writer consist of?

I try to write first thing in the day. Once my daughter gets home, I can forget about it. She’s an only child and takes time and attention. How many times I wished there was somebody I could tell her to go play with! I get more writing time on weekend days when she has playmates over. I think I’m very blessed, the way my life has turned out and the way my days run.

Name your top five favourite books of all time.

Alice Walker’s The Color Purple, powerful, emotional, unbelievably strong characters.

Madeline D’Engle’s A Wrinkle in Time, I just loved this book. I must have read it fifty times.

Pearl Bailey’s The Good Earth made a huge impression on me.

Zora Neale Hurston, Their Eyes Were Watching God. This is a classic romance.

Barbara Taylor Bradford’s A Women of Substance, Why aren’t more historical romances like this book? I was hugely disappointed when I read the others in comparison.

Which authors are you glomming at the moment? (reading a lot of?)

I adored Jim Butcher’s The Dresden Files. I went out and read them all at once. I bought him in hard cover! (That’s huge for me).

I’m trying to get into the e-books, to become familiar with the authors, and to see what those publishers want. It costs to print out entire books, so I read them on my Dana. I love Lilith Saintcrow and I’m looking forward to reading Shiloh Walker and Cheyenne McCray. I also tend to pick up the books of bloggers I like. It feels a little as if you know them and it’s neat to read their work.

Do you have other close romance writer friends, and if so who are they?

Donna Hill, I’d say. I’m not really the social type.

You? I don’t believe it! (grin)

When did you realise that you wanted to write books, and who or what inspired you?

I’ve wanted to write since I was a child. The books I read inspired me. Yep, I was the reader type, happiest up in my room with my nose in a book.

If you could have a one-to-one conversation with a famous historical figure, who would it be with and what would you talk about?

I would talk to Jesus and find out all about heaven and the death and suffering thing in a straight forward fashion. I’d find what He really thinks about all these religions.

I could tell you what I really think, but we’d be here all day, so I’ll just move on.(g)

What is your ultimate goal when it comes to your writing?

I would love to be able to write what I love and support myself comfortably doing so.

How has the romance industry changed from when you first started writing, and which of these changes were you happiest/unhappiest with?

In my little corner of it, the publishers were few at first. Black genre authors have only been published in any significant numbers since 1994. Over time, more major publishers such as Harper Collins and St. Martin’s Press were acquiring genre romance and women’s fiction by black authors.

Harlequin buying BET will rock the landscape for black romance and women’s fiction writers. We have to see what it brings, but most are pretty positive about the change. I am too.

The huge popularity of urban and street lit among black readers is interesting. I’m hearing some authors say there are feeling a push to blacken up their prose (I’m going to crack up if folks start writing dems and doses). The readership and market is just being tapped and explored. Who knows what will happen next? It’s exciting, really.

Which of your books is the dearest to your heart, and why?

I was really proud of A Magical Moment (I wanted to title it Black Magic, but that was a no go). It was my first book with a paranormal slant and also a small murder mystery. I wrote it right after my divorce and fictionally killed man after man rather bloodily. It was very freeing. It’ll be reissued in 2006 from Harlequin along with The Look of Love and . . . Heart’s Desire, I think?

Somebody near and dear told me that all romance was formulaic, that I couldn’t write what I wanted. They bet I couldn’t blow up a boat, for instance. So I blew up boats in my first three books! Yep, in every blessed one of my first three titles, a boat explodes.

Better than therapy huh?

Has anything a reviewer or reader said or written about you changed the way you write?

I do pay attention to reviews, negative ones too. They are something like critiques, usually by experienced readers. Any writer that has been critiqued by a tough and savvy reader appreciates that her critiques are generally private! But public feedback goes along with having your words out for public consumption.

Not everybody has the same taste, but if someone says this or that didn’t work for her, and they are thoughtful comments, it’s always good to take note. Writers should always be endeavoring to improve. But I don’t think writers can change their styles on someone’s say-so or should try to do so.

When was the last time you went overseas and where did you go?

I haven’t been overseas in ages. I’ve been to Asia and South America. I’ve never been to Europe. If I had money to travel anywhere, I’d go to India, East and West Africa and Brazil.

Who are your favourite romance hero and heroine of all time?

Romance? That’s hard. It really doesn’t stick with me. I’d have to go upstairs to see if I can find a book in my bookcase to jibe my memory, but since I have to do that to even recall a fav couple—I guess I don’t have any.

JR Ward’s (I hope to heaven I’m writing her name right) bad boy vampires were quite appealing. I remember them well. Great writing too. But the heroine and the romance? Meh. I can’t remember.

Is it a cop out to say Cleopatra and Marc Anthony? They were a hot couple.

I’ll let you have Cleo and Mark, they were pretty hot.

What kind of characters would you say you typically wrote?

Real ones. I don’t think I can do romance cut-outs. In Love’s Potion I wrote a character that was in a 1999 release, a best friend of the heroine. She was embarking on an affair with a married man in that book. I picked her up six years later, in the bitter aftermath of that long affair.

I’ve read reviews where people have said they’ve never read a romance heroine who had an affair with a married man. I can’t fathom why. (I did manage to keep the heroine sympathetic, which is important). Men have affairs and women fall in love with married men. It’s a reality of life, not a pretty one, but a true one. Why would an author have to avoid truth in their book just because it’s a romance? I dunno.

It’s all about the fantasy me thinks. We like our characters perfect when it comes to fidelity.

If only one person could read your book, who would that be? (as in the person who you would want most to read your book)

Oprah, girl! Who wouldn’t say Oprah? Whoop! Give romance a chance, Oprah! I’d give her Never Too Late For Love. It has my most angst and characterization, though my beginning is smarmy (I wanted to see if I could start out hot).

Hey, it’s my dream for Oprah to Google search her name and find me, so I mention her as often as possible, and say nice things about her. She may decide to adopt me when she finds me. What? You never know…

If you had to pick, who would you say has been most influential within the romance genre?

Nora Roberts. She’s monstrously successful, prolific, consistently readable and a hard act to follow. I think she sets the standard for romance and women’s fiction writers.

How long has it been since you first got published?

My first book came out in October 1997. I sold it at the end of 1995. That makes ten years.

How did you get your first book published? Did you have a mentor?

No, I’ve always bopped to my own beat. I was off work recovering from surgery and I just sat down and wrote it after reading around twenty romances, mostly stuff like Harlequin Intimate Moments and Superromances, all by different authors.

Which of your books do you feel that you are best known for?

The Look of Love has gotten the most props and awards. I have no idea if I’m known for any of my books. I certainly don’t feel very known.

What was the last movie you saw?

The Chronicles of Narnia and before that Harry Potter. We generally wait for the movies that aren’t kid’s movies to come out on DVD.

Name your top five favourite romantic films.

I’m terrible at remembering names and titles! I liked the one with the Hispanic woman and Will Smith. He was yummy in that. I liked the one with Kate Hudson where she worked in magazine publishing and she had a bet to turn off a guy when he had a bet to turn her on. That was cute. I want to rent the Wedding Date, but I haven’t seen it yet.

I obviously don’t have five. Sorry!

OK, me thinks you meant Hitch, and How To Lose A Guy In Ten Days, right?

What was the last book you read?

Um, I’m reading Threads of Malice now by Tamara Siler Jones. I love it so far! It’s rich and different, a forensic mystery set in a fantasy sort of world—sort of a medieval European historical setting. It’s definitely not romance though. I read Talyn by Holly Lisle, another fantasy, before that.

In this day and age, do you think it’s possible for new romance writers to make it without having some kind of presence on the internet?

I think so. I have the old fashioned belief that the writing is the most important. People would read Linda Howard and Nora Roberts regardless if they have an Internet presence or not.

Sometimes knowing the author too well might even be a deterrent to some sorts of readers. My philosophy was/is that I’m so unknown that my web presence doesn’t matter much. Most romance readers haven’t read me and may not ever read me. It made me feel free for a while.

But my reckless feeling is changing and I may scale back soon, keep more of my opinions to myself and so on. I shall reinvent myself to be proper! Do you think I can? Ha!

£50 says you wont be able to keep your opinion to yourself for any length of time. (evil grin)

In your experience, what would you say was the most effective method of marketing a romance novel?

Marketing a novel is a gigantic crapshoot. What works, what doesn’t … who the hell knows? Authors try to brainstorm and do the best they can. The more resources an author has—money, publisher backing, (did I say money?), the more an author can do.

Publishers usually have access to more money and means than authors and they can make a book a bestseller as long as it’s decent.

Well, to be honest, they can create a bestseller if it sucks too.

{Oh too true…}

Sometimes I think rather than dropping all these thousands of dollars on promotional schemes and gimmicks, some authors would be better off going out and spending that money buying their books retail when they first come out and giving them away. That would be simple, at least.

I’ve always wondered about this, but as an author, once your books are published, do you actually go back and read them yourself, and if so, are you able to enjoy them, or do you perhaps see things that make you want to chew your own arm off in frustration? (grin).

Especially typos and grammatical errors! It would never hurt to simply write the suckers over! I always want to do that.

Have you ever written a book that you didn’t particularly care for, and do you cringe if you see people picking it up to read it?

I’m quite good at denial. What book? People reading my book? When? Where? Are you sure?

Earlier this year, RWA attempted to try to define romance, and it caused a bit of a furore round the romance blogosphere, due to the limitations of the definitions. What were your thoughts on this at the time, and do you think it’s possible/necessary to define romance in a way that doesn’t exclude other sub-genres?

Genre writers organizations should be an advocate for their writers—all their writers. The RWA is showing clearly that its agenda is different at this time. It’s interested in narrowing the definition of romance and excluding certain writers rather than being inclusive.

The RWA is very active in promoting successful, popular and rising traditionally published majority romance authors with their awards, recognition, sensitivity to their needs and some programs such as Bookscan, where best-selling romance authors can pay a small amount to see real sales numbers. I think the RWA can be beneficial for those sorts of authors.

Their chapters and programs can be very helpful for the aspiring romance novelist too. Since I don’t fit into either demographic, the RWA interests me little at this time.

What do you enjoy most about being a writer?

The fact that a few people do read my books and enjoy them. It blows me away.

What do you least enjoy about being a writer?

The promotion part of it is hard to get a grip on, but I’m not alone in struggling with that.

Defining yourself is more difficult when you’re a black romance or women’s fiction author. You are stuck in a certain category and have to try to wiggle around to get comfortable within it. I love the edgy, humorous paranormal romance style and white writers are doing well with it–but that isn’t what I’m supposed to write.

I’m supposed to write a certain sort of thing and fit in this sub-genre box solely because of my race. New York is about money, not race. It’s a money thing. A white author of similar quality, style and subject matter is going to have different readership than I do.

I crashed up against that fact at the beginning of my writing career and it’s chafed at me ever since. It’s a facet of this very difficult business that white authors don’t have to deal with and it’s hard—at least for me.

It might not bother other black romance and women’s fiction writers who feel more comfortable within their pre-defined niches. And things always change. Before the mid-nineties, there was little chance that I would be able to publish at all and now see how many books I’ve put out into the world!

As you’ve been there, done it, and have the badge to prove it, what is the number one advice that would you give to aspiring writers out there?

Don’t give up and be persistent. My opinion is to always try to write the better book, the fresher and more original book. Be true to yourself, rather than the market. I think it’s all about the writing, not the market and not what they tell you you’re supposed to be.

Write the best book you can and find joy in your stories. Bottom-line, it can’t be about the money. The money is a crapshoot, a lottery, and about luck as much as anything else. Concentrating primarily on the money and the market will make a writer crazy—it has to be about the words.

Finally, when’s your next book due out, and what’s it about?

Mr Right Now is available and on the shelves this month. It’s funny, short, fast-paced, hot, hot atypical paranormal with a white hero and a black heroine. Some areas won’t carry it because of my race and their marketing demographics—but it can be ordered through any bookstore. The first three chapters are online, linked from my site.

Hey, I read it, and guess what? It didn’t suck! In fact, dare I say, I rather loved it!

Thanks so much for taking the time out to answer these very nosy questions!

They were great questions and they made me think. Thanks for asking me to participate!

Well that’s all guys, there will be no more interviews for the rest of the year, I’m too damned busy, but rest assured, once I’ve gained about 50 pounds from stuffing my face with Christmas food, I shall be back!

What The F*ck? Oprah, Please Save Me From Well-Meaning Left Wing Celebs…

Posted in Uncategorized Sunday December 18, 2005

Are you f*cking kidding me? These effing celebs seem to have forgotten that the reason Stanley ‘Tookie’ Williams had been on Deathrow in the first place, was because he went out and killed four innocent people.

If those people had been members of their own family, I’d love to know if these celebrities would be mourning so hard for him. As for Jesse Jackson, well that man just needs to be put out of my misery. F*cking idiot.

I don’t give a shit about Tookie’s nomination for a Nobel peace prize. He could have turned into Pope John Paul the f*cking 2nd, and I’d have still wanted his execution to go ahead. I bet those four people he killed, would have liked a second chance at life too. They didn’t get it, so why should he have?

The Terminator did the right thing. The man had to die. Sorry.

The Totally Random Saturday Blog…

Posted in Uncategorized Saturday December 17, 2005

Sorry about the lack of posts again, but Jesus, I’m busy! If you want a a more interesting blog entry, head over to Angiew, who has an interesting post about the assholedom of organised religion, (ok, that’s just me, paraphrasing, but you get the gist right?) I have to say, I agree with her on most of the points she made.

Went shopping today cuz we’ve got a few Christmas parties to attend. I bought 3 wraparound dresses, which are absolutely adorable. I also bought a ton of fake jewellery, my favourite being these huge, eighties style onyx beads. I also bought a couple of chokers and matching bracelets. I had fun shopping today, but that’s probably cuz my Ball and Chain wasn’t with me. (Luv you really TG!)

Anyway, I’m trying to decide which dress to wear, so I’ll just leave you with some Barbie lyrics that I’m listening to right now. Good to sing along to whilst getting dressed. After that, I’m off to get drunk as a skunk! Happy sigh…


Midnight
Not a sound from the pavement
Has the moon lost her memory
She is smiling alone
In the lamplight
The withered leaves collect at my feet
And the wind begins to moan

Memory
All alone in the moonlight
I can smile happy your days
( I can dream of the old days)
Life was beautiful then
I remember the time I knew what happiness was
Let the memory live again

Every street lamp seems to beat
A fatalistic warning
Someone mutters and the street lamp gutters
And soon it will be morning

Daylight
I must wait for the sunrise
I must think of a new life
And I mustn’t give in
When the dawn comes
Tonight will be a memory too
And a new day will begin

Burnt out ends of smoky days
The still cold smell of morning
A street lamp dies ,another night is over
Another day is dawning

Touch me,
It is so easy to leave me
All alone with the memory
Of my days in the sun
If you touch me,
You’ll understand what happiness is
Look, a new day has begun.


Memory, by Barbra Streisand, courtesy of Romantic-Lyrics.com

Tuesday Special Author Interview: Julie Kenner

Posted in Uncategorized Wednesday December 14, 2005

Author Name: Julie Kenner
Website: www.juliekenner.com
Genre: women’s fiction
Latest book in shops now: (June)
The Givenchy Code, (July) Carpe Demon, (September), First Love

Before we begin this interview, I need to check that you’re still grounded and that your head isn’t swollen from all of your success, so with that in mind, what was the last thing you bought at Target, and do you know how much a loaf of bread costs? (grin)

LOL! I buy half my things at Target and the other half at Wal-Mart. Last thing at Target was a pair of black shoes for my 4 year old :) As for bread, about $1.29

Congratulations on your book Carpe Demon: Adventures of a Demon-Hunting Soccer Mom being optioned by Warner Bros for a movie! How did you feel when you heard the news, and who was the first person you told?

Thanks! How I felt: pretty much over the moon, which is probably one of the world’s biggest understatements. First people I told (other than husband) were my critique partners: Kathleen O’Reilly and Dee Davis

Do you have any reservations in terms of the ‘artistic license’ that may be taken by the film producers whilst making Carpe for the Big Screen?

Nope. For one, the book is a book and the movie is (or will be, knock wood) a movie. They’re different creatures. For another, some license will have to be taken.

One of the things about the book that (I think) works well is the humor and Kate’s running internal dialogue. But that drives much of the story, and it’s all in Kate’s head. Film, however, is a visual medium. Except for maybe Being John Malcovich, movies in people’s heads don’t work. I think the screenwriters have quite the task ahead of them. From what I’ve heard, though, they’re doing an awesome job!

What were your favourite books as a child?

From the Mixed Up Files of Mrs. Basil E. Frankweiler
A Wrinkle in Time
Half-Magic
The novelization of Star Wars
Splinter of the Minds Eye
Chronicles of Narnia
Go Dog Go
Deenie
Are You There God, It’s Me Margaret

Did you read romance books as a teenager?

Actually, I didn’t. I wasn’t really aware of romance as a genre (I’m sure I read the occasional book) until I was about 24.

What does a typical day as a writer consist of?

Get up.
Drink a million cups of coffee while listening to Dora the Explorer
Feed child
Read emails.
Urge child to get dressed
Look at calendar and figure out what I’m supposed to be doing.
Urge child to get dressed
Answer emails
Threaten child with no Dora if she doesn’t get dressed.
Help child get dressed
Drive child to day care
Drink more coffee
Read over what I wrote yesterday
Edit same
Surf Internet
Write
Read over what I wrote
Wander aimlessly around the house thinking about story
Write more
Check email
Read and edit
Make more coffee
Write more
Do promo related stuff and feel guilty for not writing more
Swim for ½ hour
Wash, rinse, repeat until 4ish
Pick up child
Evening with family
Answer emails
Write until late into the night
Add up pages.
Curse or rejoice depending on how close I came to pre-set goal

(pretty glamorous, huh?)

Is that the equivalent of wash, rinse, and repeat? (grin)

Name your top five favourite books of all time.

Pillars of the Earth
Atlas Shrugged
Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy
A Wrinkle in Time
The Ghost and Mrs. Muir

Which authors are you glomming at the moment? (reading a lot of?)

J.D. Robb
Charlaine Harris

Do you have other close romance writer friends, and if so who are they?

My two closest friends are my critique partners: Kathleen O’Reilly and Dee Davis

When did you realise that you wanted to write books, and who or what inspired you?

From as early as I can remember, and I have no idea re the source of inspiration, other than all the wonderful books and stories I’ve read (or been read to) since day one!

How long has it been since you first got published?

First book came out in Feb 2000

How did you get your first book published? Did you have a mentor?

No mentor, but by that time I was critiquing with Kathleen O’Reilly, and I know her feedback helped. I sold my second manuscript after winning a first chapter contest sponsored by TARA. Brenda Chin requested the full, and soon after I sold. It was VERY exciting!

Which of your books do you feel that you are best known for?

In romance, probably Aphrodite’s Kiss. Overall, probably Carpe Demon.

If you could have a one-to-one conversation with a famous historical figure, who would it be with and what would you talk about?

Ack! I don’t know! How about Leonardo Da Vinci: Who was really the model for the Mona Lisa?

What is your ultimate goal when it comes to your writing?

To entertain by telling a page-turner of a story

How has the romance industry changed from when you first started writing, and which of these changes were you happiest/unhappiest with?

Um. I guess the paranormal thing has been the biggest change. When I was marketing my first single title in 1999 (The Cat’s Fancy), I was told it wouldn’t sell in a million years.

Paranormal just wasn’t selling. What was this shape-shifting cat thing, anyway?? It did sell, got great support from Dorchester, and did really well. After that, though (actually, more after Aphrodite’s Kiss – a superhero romance) the market shifted. Suddenly, paranormal, which had been stone cold dead, was the hottest thing around. And I think it’s fair to say it probably is still sizzling hot (figuratively and literally).

In this day and age, do you think it’s possible for new romance writers to make it without having some kind of presence on the internet?

Anything’s possible :) Would I recommend it? Nope.

In your experience, what would you say was the most effective method of marketing a romance novel?

Placement, which can only be controlled by your publisher. And word of mouth (which, really, deserves the number one slot)

Which of your books is dearest to your heart, and why?

Well, they’re all my babies, so I can’t really play favourites. But I could say The Cat’s Fancy because it truly was a book of my heart. I loved the concept and pursued selling that sucker despite tons of people telling me it just wouldn’t happen. After that, Carpe Demon, because I am absolutely head over heels in love with the heroine.

I just love writing her stories, and this is the first book I’ve been able to follow the same protagonist throughout multiple books – something that isn’t really feasible in pure romance because of the nature of the genre.

I’ve always wondered about this, but as an author, once your books are published, do you actually go back and read them yourself, and if so, are you able to enjoy them, or do you perhaps see things that make you want to chew your own arm off in frustration? (grin).

I don’t because:
1) I’m terrified they didn’t correct the mistakes I marked in the galleys and would just rather not know
2) I’ve moved on. I’m on another story now and don’t really have the inclination to re-read (honestly, by the time the thing is published, what with writing and editing before submission, then editing for your editor, then line-edits, then copy-edits, then galleys, you’ve usually seen the story so many times you do want to gnaw your arm off.)
3) I already know the story (see above). If I’m going to sit down and read, I want something I haven’t read before!

Even so, I have done it a couple of times. Once, I picked Cat up off my shelf and opened it on a whim. Started reading, got absorbed in the story, read to the end, and cried my eyes out. That was very gratifying!!

More recently, I re-read Carpe Demon as I was working on the sequel because (ahem) I didn’t do as good a job on the series bible as I should have, and I wanted to go back and check a few things. I’m happy to report I was still happy with the story!

Has anything a reviewer or reader said or written about you changed the way you write?

Nope.

Ok, that was to the point (grin).

Earlier this year, RWA attempted to try to define romance, and it caused a bit of a furore round the romance blogosphere, due to the limitations of the definitions. What were your thoughts on this at the time, and do you think it’s possible/necessary to define romance in a way that doesn’t exclude other sub-genres?

Well, I guess I have to admit that I didn’t really pay attention. I was probably on deadline (I usually am!). (Yes, with deadlines, various other commitments, and a four year old, I can be extremely tunnel-visioned!) So I didn’t actually have an opinion at the time!

When was the last time you went overseas and where did you go?

Paris. November of 1997 (might have been 1996). I took my mom there for Thanksgiving because she’d never been to Europe before. I left my poor husband to have Thanksgiving dinner alone at Luby’s :)

Who are your favourite romance hero and heroine of all time?

Roarke and Eve.

What kind of characters would you say you typically wrote?

Strong and smart. They have issues and vulnerabilities, but they know their own minds

If only one person could read your book, who would that be? (as in the person who you would want most to read your book)

Hmm. Not sure I can answer that because having my books “out there” is part of the reason why I write. So I can’t really pinpoint one person and say “this book is for you.”

If you had to pick, who would you say has been most influential within the romance genre?

Nora Roberts, maybe??

What was the last movie you saw?

Derailed (I’m assuming you mean in the theatre.)

Name your top five favourite romantic films.

French Kiss
The Cutting Edge
Dave
Bringing Up Baby
Notting Hill (primarily for the press conference scene at the very end )
I know I’m blanking on tons of fabulous romantic movies, but it’s late …

What was the last book you read, and did you enjoy it?

I’m in the middle of Eragon, and yes!
I finished The Professor and the Madman a few days ago, and it was fabulous.

Have you ever written a book that you didn’t particularly care for, and do you cringe if you see people picking it up to read it?

Nope. They’re all my babies :)
Though, as an honest parent, I can critically examine them and say that some are stronger than others.

What do you enjoy most about being a writer?

The creativity, the schedule, and the fact that it gives an outlet to the voices in my head

What do you least enjoy about being a writer?

Nothing. There are some annoying aspects about the business of being a published writer, but even those I cherish because, hey, I could still be practicing law full time….
(Actually, I suppose one thing that’s frustrating is that it’s just physically impossible to write all the stories I want to write. So I have to pick and choose. And that’s hard!)

As you’ve been there, done it, and have the badge to prove it, what is the number one advice that would you give to aspiring writers out there?

Read, read, read and write, write, write! Seriously, I think you learn both how to write and the components of story by reading and absorbing, and you discover your voice and build your skill set by writing.

Since all authors are readers, too, do you have any books you’ve especially enjoyed over the last year or so that you’d like to recommend to readers who’ve enjoyed your books?

Tons. I really should keep a list because I get asked these questions and my mind goes blank.
Okay: The Professor and the Madman (non-fiction; wonderful)
Eragon
Plum Island
The most recent In Death book (I can’t keep up with the titles!)
The Earth, My Butt, & Other Big Round Things

I can’t say they’d necessarily appeal to folks who’ve enjoyed my books, but I loved each and every one of them!!

Finally, when’s your next book due out, and what’s it about?

The next one is The Manolo Matrix, and it will be out in February. It’s the second in a 3 book series that started with The Givenchy Code and will end in 2007 with The Prada Paradox. Each book totally stands alone, but once you read all 3 books together, the underlying questions will be answered (and, with regard to some plot points) even revealed!

Ooh what funky book titles!!

The book (and the series) is about a computer game brought into the real world by an unknown person, in which the players have to solve a series of clues in order to stay ahead of an assassin whose only goal is to kill them! Much fun to write, and so far readers are telling me the books are just as fun to read, which is always gratifying to hear!

Thanks so much for taking the time out to answer these very nosy questions!

Thank you!

That’s it for this week folks, next week’s author should be Lisa Valdez, fingers crossed!

Ciao for now!

Winter-time, And The Blogging Is Hard, Turkey, and other Random Meaningless Thoughts…

Posted in Uncategorized Monday December 12, 2005

I was going to apologise for the lack of posts, but I thought better of it. Instead I will share the news that I’m to become an auntie for the first time! Woo hoo!!

My blogging will be erratic at best, seeing as Christmas is nearly upon us. Christmas is at our house again this year, I will be cooking for eight of us, and as per our annual tradition, there will be no hint of turkey in my kitchen. Turkey is just so bloody drab, dry, and boring. It’ll be chicken all the way again.

I just need to decide what I’ll be making for starters and dessert. Any suggested recipes will be more than welcome.

In a totally unrelated stream of consciousness, I’d be gutted if we had to swap the word Christmas for something as inane as ‘the holidays’ (no offense to you Americans)! Thank God the bleeding heart liberals haven’t got to us yet, mind you, one of England’s local councils, tried renaming Christmas, by calling it Winter Festival. What a load of bollocks.

I think the people of Birmingham boycotted the council, and the name was changed back. I should think so. Winter Festival indeed. Close, but no cigar.

Being a borderline atheist (sp?) my feelings have less to do with God, and more to do with the way myself and my family have always celebrated Christmas. Christmas is Christmas and that’s that. You celebrate it how you want, and I’ll celebrate it how I want.

Anyway, I gotta go, cuz I’ve got a million Xmas cards to write!!