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So the other night, The Tall Guy and I (OK, this was so not my idea) decided to watch a porn film called Ghetto Gagglers. I think you can guess what it was about.

My question is this:

WHAT THE FUCK IS SO SEXY ABOUT WATCHING TEN GUYS SQUIRTING SPERM ALL OVER A WOMAN’S FACE?

Erm.. did I just answer my own question? Scott?

Shit, is my inner-prude showing again…? Sigh.

Whatever happened to porn with interesting storylines? Example:

Scene:
Painter and Decorator arrives at Mrs Smith’s house (to paint and decorate presumably).
Mrs Smith comes to the door wearing a see-through nightie
Painter gets an instant hard-on
They shag like rabbits
The End.

Am I asking for too much?

29 Comments »


  • Rocio
    January 2
    5:18 pm

    Somebody told me that to be X rated the movie is suppose to show the guy coming…and I guess that if it has to be shown it’s better if they make something out of it.
    I would be more inclined to watch it if this wasn’t the force ending!Why men seem to be OK even with the most YUking scenes? I may sound stupid but I keep telling Hubby that is kind of a guide of what NOT to do if he want to keep all his teeth where they belong.Maybe you can answer me this one: Why does the sound have to be like chinese movies??? The dialogue (lacking the right term) comes out when they are not even talking!!!

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  • Indida
    January 2
    5:36 pm

    Now this is how you start off the new year!

    Way to go Karen!

    Porn has gone so far down hill for me that I have left it to the men to enjoy. If I watch it, I am watching an old one.

    I don’t think porn is supposed to make you feel nauseous and that’s what the new stuff does to me.

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  • Tammy
    January 2
    6:33 pm

    Happy New Year Karen!

    I can’t remember the last porn film I watched, so it probably wasn’t very good.

    I think the problem is, its usually men who make porn films, but even my SO thinks that some of the scenes are really stupid and unsexy!

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  • Scott
    January 2
    6:47 pm

    OK, since you asked for my opinion …. πŸ˜‰

    The idea of 10 guys coming on a woman’s face seems like too much for me. Like Rocio said, it is what sells. It is frequently referred to as “the money shot.” So they gotta do something with it.

    As for me, I won’t lie to you, the idea of coming on a woman’s face is a turn on. I have never done it myself though. (Am I giving too much info here?)

    I also agree with Tammy, that porn is WAY more suited to guys. There are guys that I know that would absolutely love to see a scene like that. Though I also agree with Tammy’s SO that some of the scenes seem totally pointless and are not a turn on. But there is some guy out there that does find it a turn on, so they do cater to them from time to time.

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  • Jenn
    January 2
    6:55 pm

    I am speechless

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  • Sam
    January 2
    9:09 pm

    Ewww! Gross!
    (that’s all there is to say about that!!)

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  • Anne
    January 2
    11:02 pm

    I’m with Sam and Jenn… speechless and disgusted. LOL

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  • Karen Scott
    January 2
    11:19 pm

    Ro, I can’t help but agree with you my friend, If TG squirted all over my face, I’d set his pubic hair on fire. Ther’s just some stuff I wont do, and use sperm as lotion is one of them!

    That’s exactly how I feel watching this stuff Indida, Once upon a time, there were some porn that were ok, now, it’s either girl on girl shit, or copious ejaculation scenes. Neither appeal to me at all.

    Hi Tammy, long time no post! I agree, very male oriented field. I wonder how many women make porn films and what the differences would be?

    Scott thanks for the imput, and no, it wasn’t too much info (not for me anyway, Jenn may be another matter, LOL!!!)
    I wonder what it is about coming on the face that appeals to men.. I’m still none the wiser!

    Jenn, don’t lie, you know this is a usual occurrence in your house *g*

    Tee, hee hee, Sam! Sperm is gross, I’ve been saying that for years, lol!!

    Anne, it’s definitely a man thing, yech!!

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  • Scott
    January 2
    11:33 pm

    How about a question from a guy to turn the tables?

    Why would you want sperm in your mouth?

    This is a serious question. That is something that I would not want my wife (or SO in previous situations) doing. To me, THAT is disgusting. I sure the hell wouldn’t want to kiss a woman after that. It just makes me wonder given the disgust the women are showing, though totally justified.

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  • Jenn
    January 2
    11:42 pm

    LOL
    Scott are you drinking?

    What has gotten into you?

    Well for me I really don’t like the taste but nothing turns me on more than oral on my guy.
    Yes the taste is yucky but the girl can brush and mouthwash after Scott.

    But I am still speechless over the admission from you on your secret fantasy. I have never had the plesure of having sperm face cream. What exactly is the turn on Scott. I really want to understand.

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  • Karen Scott
    January 2
    11:43 pm

    WARNING, IF SQUEAMISH OR EASILY OFFENDED STOP READING NOW!

    Scott, I’ve discussed this on here before, I hate sperm in my mouth, so I’m definitely not a swallower! There is no sucking face allowed, once I’ve been down on him and vice versa. I’m not all that keen on learning how I taste thanks very much, and I know that he’s not either. There are some people who profess to love the taste of sperm, but Sugar, I aint one of ’em! I let him ejaculate in my mouth solely for his pleasure. I get bubkis out of it!

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  • Jenn
    January 2
    11:45 pm

    Karen you have corrupted Scott.

    I am going back to being speechless

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  • Eve Vaughn
    January 2
    11:52 pm

    I think they call that Bukaki, or at least I believe they do. I think modern porn is boring, what happened to all the hairy out of shape people, and the the hairy men, and the funny funk music like back in the seventies. LOL I think the thing about porn today is that its very specialized, down to peoples specific fetishes. I guess some people get off watching a men spray their stuff on a girl’s face. Not my cup of tea, but I’m sure it is for someone out there.

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  • azteclady
    January 3
    12:56 am

    Since the theme du jour is way too much information for the unsuspecting *coughyearrightcough* reader, I’ll jump in with both feet – deep end of the pool, here I come.

    I’m with Jenn, going down on my SO is an amazing turn on for me, and so is deep-throating him. Swallowing kind of comes with the territory there. The face cream thing? Not at all sexy for me. Weirdly enough, I’m not in the least thrilled when the tables are turned and he wants to go down on me. Yeah, I’m twisted and have no idea why.

    As far as Karen’s original question, i.e. why the visual of men ejaculating all over a woman’s face is such a turn-on for guys, I have a possible answer: it’s an overt act of dominance. Not only did the guy involved got his cake and ate it, but he’s showing his ownership (power over her) of her in a very unmistakable manner, and for all the world to see.

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  • Jaye
    January 3
    4:18 am

    Oh my stars! LMAO! Karen, you realize we’re only 3 days into the new year. This post will be a tough one to top. πŸ˜›

    Any guy that squirts in my face, will find a kink in his hose shortly thereafter. I’m not down with that AT ALL. Luckily, I haven’t seen any porn with that shot yet– I know, unbelievable, but true.

    er, swaping tastes can be quite a turn on. ::coughcough::

    I think Azteclady is right, it has to do with dominance. Like a dog pissing on his turf. πŸ˜›

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  • Desiree Erotique
    January 3
    6:17 am

    Can’t they just fake their orgasms inside her or something? I’d much prefer to see a gal swallow than that.
    Hey, I write BD, and my husband’s my Dom.. but he WOULDN’T have been chosen for that role if he dared do that. Yuck, gross, eecccchhhkkk

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  • Shawn
    January 3
    7:11 am

    I wonder when the whole “money shot” became the norm in porn. Its seems like almost every scene has to begin with oral sex and end with the “money shot.”

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  • Scott
    January 3
    1:14 pm

    I was not drinking when I asked. Just being serious (though laughing when typing). It just seemed like the idea of a man coming on a woman’s face was totally disgusting, yet most women find it acceptable for the guy to come in their mouth. If I was a woman, I would find both EQUALLY disgusting and would not give in to his requests. That is why I have never done either. I don’t expect a woman to take care of the result of my orgasm. I just keep a towel handy. πŸ˜‰

    As for the turn on of coming on a woman’s face, I am not sure why. Maybe it’s a “I just used you for my pleasure” kind of thing. I have heard a lot of women like going down on a guy because of the control it has over them. I seriously can see that side of it. So coming on a woman’s face kind of brings it back around for us.

    I seriously don’t know why, but that is all I can come up with (no pun intended). Us men are just perverted SOB’s, and you don’t have to give into our sick and demented ideas of sex. πŸ™‚

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  • Jenn
    January 3
    5:52 pm

    Maybe it’s a “I just used you for my pleasure” kind of thing.

    I am totally shocked! Would men do that?(g)

    I feel like I just lost my virginity. Next you will be telling me there is no Santa Claus.

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  • Elizabeth Kerri Mahon
    January 3
    6:25 pm

    Karen,

    Apparently this ex-porn star Candida Royalle makes porn that’s women friendly whatever that means. I personally prefer to read erotica. Porn films do nothing for me after the first sex scene.After that I’m bored out of my mind. I like a little story with my sex.

    Elizabeth

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  • Maven
    January 3
    9:15 pm

    Yes, Candida Royalle does porn with plot. Not only that, but she does porn with budget,costumes, and WRITERS!!!
    Blowfish carries her stuff, more like a romantic movie with real sex in it rather than a cut away.

    As far as ‘pearl necklaces’ and swallowing go, not really a turn on, but they don’t bother me either. It isn’t an every night thing, just once in a while.
    I do expect a kiss after though.
    I did read in a psych textbook in college (gotta love those psych classes) that swallowing and/or expressing acceptance of a man’s ejaculation somehow equated in his mind with acceptance of his sexuality in a positive way rather than viewing him as dirty. It all goes back to mommy issues and his sexuality being unacceptable to Her..I know, I know, sometimes a cigar is just a cigar, but hey, someone acutally studied this exact thing long enough to write a paper about it and get into a textbook.
    One gross thing, Bukka..Bukaki…however you spell it..is Japanese for noodles. Now whenever I see or hear the term I get this image of lotsa guys jacking off into the soup pot with a woman in it…Now get that image out of your head.

    Oh, and if anyone is following the fires in Tx. Me and mine are safe, it stayed a few miles to the west of us.

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  • Jaid Black
    January 3
    9:48 pm

    I have to agree that cum is gross. It tastes terrible and has the texture of a wad of snot. I’m getting queezy just thinking about it. For some reason, though, I love writing blowjob scenes… of course in my fictional worlds cum doesn’t taste bad or have a snot-like consistency. In my sci-fi worlds it even tastes good lol

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  • Jenn
    January 4
    12:54 am

    Hey Maven

    Glad to know you are ok

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  • Jenn
    January 4
    12:55 am

    And thanks Elizabeth and Maven for the tip on Candida Royalle

    I am checking it out

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  • Rosie
    January 4
    1:52 pm

    Geez, I feel like an idiot. I checked out the blog yesterday and really got into the LV interview. I didn’t even see this post below it until I returned this morning!

    I’ve never been much of a porn fan. It’s never turned me on or intrigued me much. I, like Elizabeth, much prefer to read erotica, romantica, etc.

    The guy I live with occasionally gets intrigued by something in a porn film. A couple of years ago we were in France and the hotel we stayed in had a porn channel. He liked it because all the women had real bodies no fake plastic boobs…he hates that implant look.

    He’s like Scott though. While he enjoys the BJ coming in my mouth isn’t a high priority…he’d rather not in fact.

    I had to smile when I read Jaid’s post. She writes scenes with BJs, many writers do…while I have found many of them intriguing, sexy and hot, it’s not quite the same in real life is it?

    Oh…the things we do for love!

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  • Karen Scott
    January 4
    5:52 pm

    Elizabeth, I guess women friendly porn means there’s an actual storyline huh? Men are easily pleased, so they don’t give a crap about dialogue and stuff. They just want to see the down and nasty!

    Maven, if I’ve gone down on him, I can’t bring myself to kiss him, and if he goes down on me, his lips aint touching mine until he de-contaminates!! If hubby has mommy issues, he better not look to me to solve ’em!
    Glad to know you’re ok!!

    Lol!! Jaid, it does look somewhat like snot doesn’t it? I’ve always thought it also smells like disnfectant. Not nice really.

    Jenn, they did sound like they were experts on the subject did they not? *g*

    Rosie, my hubby would probably like me to swallow his cum, but in the twelve years we’ve been together, I can count on one hand how many times I’ve done that for him, so he knows it isn’t an every year occurrence *g*

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  • Karen Scott
    January 4
    6:00 pm

    Jaye, thge subject was on my mind, so I decided to share, aren’t I kind? lol

    Aztec Lady, I’ve never understood the whole deep throat phenomenon. My gag reflexes are legendary, if I put a pencil in my mouth for any amount of time, I start gagging like there’s no tomorrow, sticking a penis down my throat would be like trying to choke myself!

    Des, I’m with you, which is one of the reasons I couldn’t be a pornstar, LOL!!

    Shawn, that is just so true! Every porn film seems to focus on the guy ejaculating all over the woman’s tits or face, it’s very disconcerting!

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  • azteclady
    January 5
    5:50 am

    Karen, re: gag reflex, where there’s a will… *ahem*

    Former Gag Reflex Champ

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  • Anonymous
    January 15
    6:12 pm

    ok its so disgustin i dont even wanna tink bout it, but readin it isnt bad. but in reality eww
    someone get me soap

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