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Picture courtesy of Eve *g*

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  • Eve Vaughn
    January 29
    10:24 pm

    When I first saw this pic, I wondered if he had a medical condition. Did the doctor snip too much off during circumcision? Talk about being on the short end of the stick. (no pun intended)

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  • Rocio
    January 29
    11:05 pm

    Wow!!! I never thought I could be shock with size this way!!! Is that a hard on? or is this as big as it gets?
    I bet this guy needs to pee sitting down!!!

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  • Maura
    January 30
    1:15 am

    Wow – that is interesting…

    Maybe there’s compensation and he’s really good with his tongue?

    - M

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  • Dakota Cassidy
    January 30
    4:58 am

    I’ve seen this before. Can’t remember, but it came with a joke, I think.

    ‘Tis a bummer, I’d think. But then, maybe he’s really good in Math. LOL

    Dakota :)

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  • Lori
    January 30
    5:25 am

    poor thing – looks like those extra inches missing from his wanker got misplaced onto his stomach…

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  • Millenia Black
    January 30
    8:34 am

    Um…I’m speechless.

    Almost.

    If that’s for real, dude needs the implant surgery. With a quickness. Like yesterday. There isn’t a thing he can do with that stump.

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  • McVane
    January 30
    8:57 am

    It’s the width that counts, not the length!

    OK, I am talking crap, but I feel sorry for the guy.

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  • Sarah McCarty
    January 30
    11:40 am

    Ok. I’m holding off on sympathy because the image has the look of a retouched photo. Really hope it’s retouched. *G*

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  • Jaid Black
    January 30
    12:53 pm

    This is why I believe in pre-marital sex. Imagine waiting for the wedding night and getting THAT as your compensation for virginal work well done. I wanna test drive before I buy the car. Ick.

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  • Scott
    January 30
    1:00 pm

    What I want to know is what Eve was searching on the internet that led her to come across this image. ;)

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  • Shawn
    January 30
    2:11 pm

    This has always been a nightmare of mine. That I will meet the perfect man. Well read, educated, sensitive, thoughtful, kind, loves animals, books and lil old ladies and blam! Has a two-inch penis!

    Call me shallow if you want to, I’ve learned to live with it.

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  • Reese
    January 30
    3:26 pm

    I need a good cry, now – that’s how upsetting I find this picture.

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  • Anonymous
    January 30
    3:26 pm

    I hope he’s rich. He has to have something going for him.

    Maybe he just likes to watch because he can’t do anything with that.

    Sam

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  • Sam
    January 30
    4:13 pm

    I found this link on the Guardian and I couldn’t resist posting it here:
    http://www.mattersofsize.com/
    LOLOL
    And I agree with Jaid – better know what you’re getting into before you get married!

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  • Maven
    January 30
    7:23 pm

    Oy! If that’s hard, I hope he’s got other talents or a yen to take the vow and join the priesthood. Poor guy.
    I’ve seen other pics like this. One I thought was an infant’s penis for a moment…then I saw the pubic hair and prince albert. Literally under an inch long soft. I suppose for every horse hung guy, there’s a peewee…

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  • Eve Vaughn
    January 30
    11:16 pm

    Scott, someone sent that image to me, I swear. Believe you me, I wouldn’t actively go seeking out little shrimpy things like that!! Eww. Doesn’t it make you feel like a stud? LOL

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  • Reese
    January 30
    11:16 pm

    As disturbing as I find this picture, I have to tell you that I’ve revisited it about, like, 5 times today.

    Thanks Karen, for turning me into a bizzare, small penis fetishist. I’ll never forgive you.

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  • Charlie Horse
    January 31
    2:12 am

    This is why when I’m getting changed in the men’s locker room at the sports club I ALWAYS look people in the eye. Lord knows what might cross your path. Ay Carumba!

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  • Jill
    January 31
    4:30 am

    Haven’t been back to visit in awhile, lol, but man oh man am i glad I showed up tonight.

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  • Lucy Honeychurch
    January 31
    5:44 am

    I once loved a man with a similar penis, and surprisingly he was able to provide plenty of orgasms. I know it doesn’t seem likely, but I enjoyed him and our sex.

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  • Karen Scott
    January 31
    9:11 am

    Jaid, I always wonder about the people who spout the no sex before marriage, pure lunacy, fancy getting this on your wedding night!

    Maili, there’s no length or width on this bad boy!

    Sarah, I’m willing to bet this aint retouched!

    Reese, sorry for highlighting your fetishes, lol

    Sam, that article is hilarious!

    Charlie, I think that’s probably a good idea!

    Hi Jill, no doubt you got a shock when you surfed in, lol!

    Lucy, I’m sorry honey, I just can’t bring myself to believe you about the satisfaction thing!

    Scott, don’t believe Eve, she was trawling for penis!

    Shawn, you’re just too shallow for words! (g)

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  • McVane
    January 31
    12:37 pm

    Lucy Honeychurch – Say hi to George for me, won’t you? :)

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  • Desiree Erotique
    January 31
    2:42 pm

    Poor guy. Thank goodness for MatchMakers .com: “Smallest cock in the world seeks the world’s tiniest pussy.”

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  • Paige Burns
    January 31
    4:28 pm

    OH my! The comments are even funnier than the pic. Why, oh, why would you even allow someone to take a picture of it!! I bet they needed a telephoto lense.

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  • you don't wanna know
    January 31
    9:42 pm

    …you know.

    I think if he lost 80 pounds, he could up that to 3 inches.

    …what do you think?

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  • Anonymous
    January 31
    9:45 pm

    Hmmmm surprising….. very surprising that the majority of posts re: this topic have been ridicule & not sympathy?

    And I thought that women could all look past the size, shape & its performance…… Remember girls “all men come in different shapes & sizes” isn’t that what most guys get thrown at them when they ridicule a female for having breast like a sqaush court wall!!!!

    Never mind that poor guy with the small cock… How funny is it when a women bares and reveals her hideous inverted nipples!

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  • Karen Scott
    January 31
    10:19 pm

    Hey Anonymous, I sure hope you’re kidding?

    As for women looking past size, sorry honey, I’m too shallow to look past that shit. Just in case you hadn’t noticed, I’m not too big on political correctness, so I don’t mind telling you that small cocks do nothing for me whatsoever, not even if it was attached to Will Smith.

    I like big cocks and I cannot lie!

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  • Eve Vaughn
    January 31
    11:55 pm

    Anonymous I do feel sorry for him and for the woman he’s with. As for a woman with wierd nipples, I got a pic of that too. I swear someone sent it to me in an email. I wasn’t trolling Karen, LOL!!

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  • Scott
    February 1
    1:26 am

    Sure Eve, we believe you.

    (Note to self: Talk to Eve’s hubby about her strange internet habits.)

    ;)

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  • Paige Burns
    February 3
    4:15 am

    Speaking of Will, Karen, I found this article the other day when I was searching for a pic from that shower scene in I, Robot.

    Will Smith was forced to strap his manhood to his leg for a steamy shower scene in ‘I, Robot’ – because it was so big.

    Producers of the movie,

    which premiered in London on Wednesday (04.08.04), told the well-endowed star to cover up his private parts because it would draw attention away from the plot.

    Even Will’s attempt to conceal his member by putting one leg in front of the other reportedly failed – and crew resorted to strapping it down with gaffer tape.

    A source revealed: “Will is blessed in the boxer short department. Even his leg couldn’t cover everything up and he had to be taped down with duct tape.”

    The Hollywood star’s spokesman added: “It was more about privacy for Will, not the size – it was in some kind of glove or sleeve.”

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  • Dawn
    February 3
    10:27 am

    Lucky, lucky Jada.

    Hate her! LOL

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  • lea
    February 7
    10:44 pm

    My ex lover should feel really good now. He’s not alone.

    lea

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  • Anonymous
    February 4
    10:23 pm

    http://www.drmatlock.com/overview.htm

    Tightness is all.

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  • chase
    November 9
    8:23 am

    that is smaller than my 6 month old nephews dick

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  • Chase, it worries me that you’ve been looking at your six month old nephew’s todger.

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  • brandon
    November 10
    5:26 pm

    this has been doctored his wiener is more tan and the top looks like its been photoshopped

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  • alexsa
    December 14
    3:36 am

    odee niggah! I imagine him while growin up telllin his mom -”MOM my shits not growin!!!” lolzs women- take the advice ::atleast give your man a blow job before marriage if you believe in sex after marriage::
    god damn I can’t stop lookin- I think the hair in his stomach is longer

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  • Chandra P USA
    January 1
    9:48 pm

    I used to think that this type of thing was funny and worth an insulting comment or two UNTIL I started really thinking about medical conditions, birth defects, etc. You know, THOSE kind of people that just don’t seem to be perfect like the rest of Us!

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  • Poop labo
    January 14
    4:13 am

    Omg that is the smallest thing I have ever seen!! How does he fuck his wife??

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  • Roger
    February 6
    12:49 am

    First off I feel sorry for the gentleman.He could have a nonrefursible medical condition.Secondly I sorry for those who are so shallow that they forget true love comes from the heart NOT the penis,breast,or pussy.If tou love a person the size & looks of their sexual parts dosen’t matter.If you worry about size & looks your only into sex and know nothing about true love.Thanks.

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  • redneck
    April 26
    12:18 am

    if he had hair it would look like a button on a fur coat.

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  • wow just wow (wink)(wink)

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  • whyme
    May 9
    3:46 am

    actually the worlds smallest penis is 5/8 of an inch or 0.01 mm and its held by a man named steven….

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  • Anonymous
    May 11
    3:19 am

    Oh my, i seriously have nothing to say to this. I was longer than that before i even hit puberty.

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  • jenny
    July 6
    6:24 pm

    Jack Morley has the world’s smallest penis, just over 3 inches long and almost an inch wide when fully erect. Ladies, would you go out with him? Google “Jack Morley’s penis ” to see pictures.

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  • Smallest
    July 15
    12:27 pm

    First off mine is probably even smaller. I’m still not desperate enough to have sex with the ugly women on here. They should considerate it a privilege that any man would be desperate enough to bed these broke cunts. Karen Scott looks like a savage tribal woman that probably gets sold to the man with the most head of cattle. Their isn’t a woman on here that deserves to be picky about their man. Most women are lazy sinful prostitutes.

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  • Woah @Smallest, bitter much. You could only dream about having sex with somebody as hot as me babycakes. By the way, if women aren’t sleeping with you, it’s probably got less to do with your small dick, and loads to do with your bitter attitude towards women. I know a rhinoceros that isn’t too choosy though, shall I fix you up?

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  • Jessica R
    August 5
    3:34 am

    Its funny to me that as soon as the size of mans dick is critisized men snap off at the mouth! As women we have been putting up with the same bullshit about our breats, weight etc. Its about time that men start being treated the way women have been treated for years… Small dick syndrome is a problem and should be fixed!

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  • Aria
    August 21
    2:32 am

    At least it’s thick. where’s the rest of it? Just extend 4 more inches and he is straight

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  • Dan
    November 22
    12:54 pm

    It does seem weird to me that people are ridiculing this guy for literally the one thing about himself he has no power over and can’t change. What the fuck?

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  • Johnny Appleseed
    January 29
    9:07 pm

    Even the asians would say that’s small.

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  • Jen V.
    February 28
    2:14 pm

    I have so much flying through my mind… but I’ll keep it short. :/

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  • Stubbz22
    May 10
    12:06 pm

    @Lucy Honeychurch: I have a smaller one than that lol@Lucy Honeychurch: I have a smaller one that this. :/

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  • John Okoh There is nothing he could do about it. I pray he should fine a woman who loves him the way he is.
    May 31
    7:52 pm

    There’s nothing he could about it. I pray he should fine a woman who loves him the way he is.

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  • sandy
    June 8
    2:24 am

    mines little but damn mine is a lot bigger. how do u ride it

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  • I was longer at freKin 10

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  • Kosupo benjamin
    July 14
    2:41 pm

    Woow…. Unbelivable…

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  • Now 6inchs is not so bad!

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  • ceuuk
    October 11
    10:43 am

    ha haaa”Iam very sorry.Ladies cannot get climax.

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  • Jacob
    November 4
    3:32 am

    Wats his name,I would LOVE to suck his little penis. Call me!

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  • greg
    November 4
    6:13 am

    its calld micro penis no big deal my icks 2inchs small 4 ichs hard i still fuck bitchs he’ll be fine only sluts care about size trust there no good but to suck dick or one night stand but thats what happens if you drink and do drugs i come to live with it so stuff in life you just have to put up with just to get threw your life i fuckd bitchs had bitchs jack me off suck my dick ride my dick all that man just dont let your penis size tress you you no….

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  • Robert Ogden
    November 8
    11:48 pm

    I have talked to the guy whos penis is in the pic and he is gay and his name is joe and he is 43 years old and very sweet and lives in catalona

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  • itdont matter
    November 26
    6:30 am

    Its so small he can’t even jack it off when he was a kid he yelled at his mom come look mom I got a hair she said no son you just pissed out of it

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  • itdont matter
    November 26
    7:09 am

    ?????

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  • Robert Ogden
    November 26
    7:17 pm

    thats cruel to say about him he is a very sweet person

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  • Gerald bing
    December 2
    10:03 pm

    Seiriously mine is smaller by less than half a centimeter

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  • boomer
    December 30
    11:59 pm

    I feel sorry for his sperm, its got that extra few inches to swim to reach the egg!!

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  • Rob
    January 13
    12:36 am

    I expect this poor guy feels more wretched and useless than a thousand derogatory comments could ever make him feel.

    Laugh at him. Denegrate him and demean him as much as you wish. He has no greater critic nor a more hurtful view of himself than he himself.

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  • god bless him

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  • Derek
    April 2
    3:54 pm

    You think that is funny.. I am only 1 inch fully erect and when limp looks like just a little tiny piece of skin sitting on 2 small balls.. maybe that will make this guy feel better lol I’m pathetic!

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  • @Scott:

    Wholy stub looks like a birth defect wonder how oral sex would be gor the poor guy im preaty sure intercourse would be both phisically and mentaly impossable he needs to try a botox or atleast take steriods so he can say he has a reson bc people beleive mythological stories like that sorry buddy but im 16 and am seven inches longer then you and nvn sorry bro lmfao

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  • Anonymous
    April 9
    4:15 am

    First of all he has a condition called “micropenis” his penis isn’t to bad for the real smallest one it is roughly one centimeter his condition isn’t bad compared to him

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  • Anon
    April 23
    12:46 pm

    http://thebeautifulkind.com/micropenis-shock-an-interview-with-mike-rowedick/

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  • Darcy
    May 25
    3:27 am

    Has he considered sexual reassignment surgery. Might make a cute girl. Who knows. Would have to be a better life than the Hell he currently exist in.

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  • Brock
    May 31
    2:32 am

    U ppl are ass holes god gave him that for a reason

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  • Erik
    June 4
    5:54 am

    That niggah needs some extends!

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  • MissJuju
    June 8
    12:34 pm

    OMG(?_?;) I nearly choked!!!
    I always thought there’s a nut for every screw… now I wonder?!

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  • Jonny sandoval
    August 4
    3:07 am

    When he gets cold its just his balls

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  • Pussay
    October 11
    4:06 am

    Is it wrong i want him to fuck me?;)

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  • Mark
    October 22
    7:52 pm

    I know how this bloke feels and you women find it funny…what are you like!

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  • That’s what I call irony. Having the smallest penis in the West yet still being able to run for “biggest penis” in Asia

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  • Lekeshia H
    March 25
    11:37 pm

    It doesn’t matter if eats pussy good I personally need a big, long, fat, hard dick

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  • gl
    May 1
    9:08 pm

    hey, u took the record from me, mine is the size of a small baby carrot, whats up doc????

    for real though, if it were not for my 2 penny for a gum ball popeye hangers, i think i would wear a skirt, and yes i look good in one. i have the original piteous. my sack is almost empty too, i want to be in pictures!!

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  • Omg. I dont know. His mouth better work perfectly then..

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  • sparks
    September 11
    10:05 pm

    ladies I’ve got an 8 inch hard rod to set you all straight…

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  • bob
    September 15
    6:08 pm

    nothing wrong with that little guy great to suck on love guys with small penis can get all of it in my mouth

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