37 piped up to “Over 18’s Only: The World’s Smallest Penis – Not For The Faint Hearted…”

1. Eve Vaughn Posted: Jan 29th, 2006 at 10:24 pm

   1 When I first saw this pic, I wondered if he had a medical condition. Did the doctor snip too much off during circumcision? Talk about being on the short end of the stick. (no pun intended)

2. Rocio Posted: Jan 29th, 2006 at 11:05 pm

   2 Wow!!! I never thought I could be shock with size this way!!! Is that a hard on? or is this as big as it gets? I bet this guy needs to pee sitting down!!!

3. Maura Posted: Jan 30th, 2006 at 1:15 am

   3 Wow – that is interesting… Maybe there’s compensation and he’s really good with his tongue? - M

4. Dakota Cassidy Posted: Jan 30th, 2006 at 4:58 am

   4 I’ve seen this before. Can’t remember, but it came with a joke, I think. ‘Tis a bummer, I’d think. But then, maybe he’s really good in Math. LOL Dakota

5. Lori Posted: Jan 30th, 2006 at 5:25 am

   5 poor thing – looks like those extra inches missing from his wanker got misplaced onto his stomach…

6. Millenia Black Posted: Jan 30th, 2006 at 8:34 am

   6 Um…I’m speechless. Almost. If that’s for real, dude needs the implant surgery. With a quickness. Like yesterday. There isn’t a thing he can do with that stump.

7. McVane Posted: Jan 30th, 2006 at 8:57 am

   7 It’s the width that counts, not the length! OK, I am talking crap, but I feel sorry for the guy.

8. Sarah McCarty Posted: Jan 30th, 2006 at 11:40 am

   8 Ok. I’m holding off on sympathy because the image has the look of a retouched photo. Really hope it’s retouched. *G*

9. Jaid Black Posted: Jan 30th, 2006 at 12:53 pm

   9 This is why I believe in pre-marital sex. Imagine waiting for the wedding night and getting THAT as your compensation for virginal work well done. I wanna test drive before I buy the car. Ick.

10. Scott Posted: Jan 30th, 2006 at 1:00 pm

    10 What I want to know is what Eve was searching on the internet that led her to come across this image.

11. Shawn Posted: Jan 30th, 2006 at 2:11 pm

    11 This has always been a nightmare of mine. That I will meet the perfect man. Well read, educated, sensitive, thoughtful, kind, loves animals, books and lil old ladies and blam! Has a two-inch penis! Call me shallow if you want to, I’ve learned to live with it.

12. Reese Posted: Jan 30th, 2006 at 3:26 pm

    12 I need a good cry, now – that’s how upsetting I find this picture.

13. Anonymous Posted: Jan 30th, 2006 at 3:26 pm

    13 I hope he’s rich. He has to have something going for him. Maybe he just likes to watch because he can’t do anything with that. Sam

14. Sam Posted: Jan 30th, 2006 at 4:13 pm

    14 I found this link on the Guardian and I couldn’t resist posting it here: http://www.mattersofsize.com/ LOLOL And I agree with Jaid – better know what you’re getting into before you get married!

15. Maven Posted: Jan 30th, 2006 at 7:23 pm

    15 Oy! If that’s hard, I hope he’s got other talents or a yen to take the vow and join the priesthood. Poor guy. I’ve seen other pics like this. One I thought was an infant’s penis for a moment…then I saw the pubic hair and prince albert. Literally under an inch long soft. I suppose for every horse hung guy, there’s a peewee…

16. Eve Vaughn Posted: Jan 30th, 2006 at 11:16 pm

    16 Scott, someone sent that image to me, I swear. Believe you me, I wouldn’t actively go seeking out little shrimpy things like that!! Eww. Doesn’t it make you feel like a stud? LOL

17. Reese Posted: Jan 30th, 2006 at 11:16 pm

    17 As disturbing as I find this picture, I have to tell you that I’ve revisited it about, like, 5 times today. Thanks Karen, for turning me into a bizzare, small penis fetishist. I’ll never forgive you.

18. Charlie Horse Posted: Jan 31st, 2006 at 2:12 am

    18 This is why when I’m getting changed in the men’s locker room at the sports club I ALWAYS look people in the eye. Lord knows what might cross your path. Ay Carumba!

19. Jill Posted: Jan 31st, 2006 at 4:30 am

    19 Haven’t been back to visit in awhile, lol, but man oh man am i glad I showed up tonight.

20. Lucy Honeychurch Posted: Jan 31st, 2006 at 5:44 am

    20 I once loved a man with a similar penis, and surprisingly he was able to provide plenty of orgasms. I know it doesn’t seem likely, but I enjoyed him and our sex.

21. Karen Scott Posted: Jan 31st, 2006 at 9:11 am

    21 Jaid, I always wonder about the people who spout the no sex before marriage, pure lunacy, fancy getting this on your wedding night! Maili, there’s no length or width on this bad boy! Sarah, I’m willing to bet this aint retouched! Reese, sorry for highlighting your fetishes, lol Sam, that article is hilarious! Charlie, I think that’s probably a good idea! Hi Jill, no doubt you got a shock when you surfed in, lol! Lucy, I’m sorry honey, I just can’t bring myself to believe you about the satisfaction thing! Scott, don’t believe Eve, she was trawling for penis! Shawn, you’re just too shallow for words! (g)

22. McVane Posted: Jan 31st, 2006 at 12:37 pm

    22 Lucy Honeychurch – Say hi to George for me, won’t you?

23. Desiree Erotique Posted: Jan 31st, 2006 at 2:42 pm

    23 Poor guy. Thank goodness for MatchMakers .com: “Smallest cock in the world seeks the world’s tiniest pussy.”

24. Paige Burns Posted: Jan 31st, 2006 at 4:28 pm

    24 OH my! The comments are even funnier than the pic. Why, oh, why would you even allow someone to take a picture of it!! I bet they needed a telephoto lense.

25. you don't wanna know Posted: Jan 31st, 2006 at 9:42 pm

    25 …you know. I think if he lost 80 pounds, he could up that to 3 inches. …what do you think?

26. Anonymous Posted: Jan 31st, 2006 at 9:45 pm

    26 Hmmmm surprising….. very surprising that the majority of posts re: this topic have been ridicule & not sympathy? And I thought that women could all look past the size, shape & its performance…… Remember girls “all men come in different shapes & sizes” isn’t that what most guys get thrown at them when they ridicule a female for having breast like a sqaush court wall!!!! Never mind that poor guy with the small cock… How funny is it when a women bares and reveals her hideous inverted nipples!

27. Karen Scott Posted: Jan 31st, 2006 at 10:19 pm

    27 Hey Anonymous, I sure hope you’re kidding? As for women looking past size, sorry honey, I’m too shallow to look past that shit. Just in case you hadn’t noticed, I’m not too big on political correctness, so I don’t mind telling you that small cocks do nothing for me whatsoever, not even if it was attached to Will Smith. I like big cocks and I cannot lie!

28. Eve Vaughn Posted: Jan 31st, 2006 at 11:55 pm

    28 Anonymous I do feel sorry for him and for the woman he’s with. As for a woman with wierd nipples, I got a pic of that too. I swear someone sent it to me in an email. I wasn’t trolling Karen, LOL!!

29. Scott Posted: Feb 1st, 2006 at 1:26 am

    29 Sure Eve, we believe you. (Note to self: Talk to Eve’s hubby about her strange internet habits.)

30. Paige Burns Posted: Feb 3rd, 2006 at 4:15 am

    30 Speaking of Will, Karen, I found this article the other day when I was searching for a pic from that shower scene in I, Robot. Will Smith was forced to strap his manhood to his leg for a steamy shower scene in ‘I, Robot’ – because it was so big. Producers of the movie, which premiered in London on Wednesday (04.08.04), told the well-endowed star to cover up his private parts because it would draw attention away from the plot. Even Will’s attempt to conceal his member by putting one leg in front of the other reportedly failed – and crew resorted to strapping it down with gaffer tape. A source revealed: “Will is blessed in the boxer short department. Even his leg couldn’t cover everything up and he had to be taped down with duct tape.” The Hollywood star’s spokesman added: “It was more about privacy for Will, not the size – it was in some kind of glove or sleeve.”

31. Dawn Posted: Feb 3rd, 2006 at 10:27 am

    31 Lucky, lucky Jada. Hate her! LOL

32. lea Posted: Feb 7th, 2006 at 10:44 pm

    32 My ex lover should feel really good now. He’s not alone. lea

33. Anonymous Posted: Feb 4th, 2007 at 10:23 pm

    33 http://www.drmatlock.com/overview.htm Tightness is all.

34. chase Posted: Nov 9th, 2008 at 8:23 am

    34 that is smaller than my 6 month old nephews dick

35. Karen Scott Posted: Nov 9th, 2008 at 9:47 am

    35 Author Comment Chase, it worries me that you’ve been looking at your six month old nephew’s todger.

36. brandon Posted: Nov 10th, 2008 at 5:26 pm

    36 this has been doctored his wiener is more tan and the top looks like its been photoshopped

37. alexsa Posted: Dec 14th, 2008 at 3:36 am

    37 odee niggah! I imagine him while growin up telllin his mom -”MOM my shits not growin!!!” lolzs women- take the advice ::atleast give your man a blow job before marriage if you believe in sex after marriage:: god damn I can’t stop lookin- I think the hair in his stomach is longer