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Trixy Lion Publishing Is Now Open!

Damn I laughed so hard I nearly wet myself.

“MARKETINGING PLANS

we plan to use copyrighted pictures 4 our covers in the future bcos copyrighted pictures are signs of quality. amatoors are using free clip art which we dont want bcos we want to stand out. already we have used brad pitts face for our upcoming book “staining bedsheets wit my love” by clara s andersin and we have just discovere dplenty opf sexy photos in father abner’s pc so with god’s blessing we r going to make high quality covers

we r one big family and our royalty are ours. 4 example my daughter need money for her hysterectomy next month so the royalty will go 2 her and authos wont get paid sry but thats life what can u do. if u want ur royalty pls write 2 us and we will evaluate ur situation. we write 4 love, not money, and money will be used only 4 those who need it in our big family. thx,..”

Bloody hilarious!

Thanks velly much to SB Sarah for sending the link!

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You can either e-mail me on hairylemony @ gmail .com or just post your answers on here, although I expect the positives will post on here, and any ‘other’ comments will come via the e-mail. ‘Tis the nature of the beast I’m afraid.

If I get a significant number of responses, I’ll post them, if not, I’ll bin ’em.

By the way, this isn’t about taking the piss out of EPIC or showing them up, (seriously, it’s not) this is just because I’m nosy as hell.