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Hey Guys, guess what, The Vindictive Rhinoceros has reared her very ugly head again.

Like I twittered last night, just as I start to forget that the bitch exists, up she pops wanting some attention from her favourite people in the whole world. Talk about extreme separation anxiety huh?

Anyway, from what I can tell, she was trying to make a political statement, but somehow ended up talking about yours truly, The SBs, and Dear Jane. She truly does love us so.

VR started off talking about wearing pyjamas on a website, (which I really didn’t get, but we know how fragile her mental state is), then she mentioned feathers on said website, then she made a statement about trying to eradicate conservatism from us (I have no idea which us she was talking about) , then she talked about a dress on Google Earth, then she talked about her work in class, (I didn’t actually think she was a teacher at the university, but I could be mistaken) then she mentioned that good old biblical figure, Saul whatshisface (wasn’t he the dude who got David into that unfair fight against Goliath?).

Anyway, apparently Saul had some rules, and there were supposedly 13 of them. I did wonder if VR meant The Ten Commandments, but I figured it was best to not interrupt her flow. She then talked about freezing a target, but I didn’t have the foggiest idea what she was talking about.

She also mentioned the word polarize, but I believe she meant polaroid, as in the camera, but I didn’t have the heart to tell her, because that may have confused her even more. One must be careful with mentally unstable people don’t you agree? The slightest thing sets them off oh so easily…

Anyway, she then starts talking about her dog being rabid and drawing blood. (Talk about being an irresponsible pet owner.) Then somehow, she manages to mention yours truly, Dear Author, and the SBs in the same sentence. Yay!

Anyway, she becomes a little bit self-deprecating and calls herself an idiot, which I thought was understating things somewhat.

Apparently she believes that she always has the moral high ground, therefore she can pick fights with people called Unwilling and Unable.

According to her, she’s good at painting, and targets are her specialty. (I too can do a mean bullseye. Just sayin’) She also feels that she’s different from the rest of us, which I have to say, I can’t in all consciousness disagree with. Hmmm…I wonder if she meant ‘different’ in a Tim-Not-Nice-But-Dim way?

She talks about polaroids again, but at this point, I think she’s totally confused herself, because she now seems to be rambling, and the original point of her posts seems to have gotten lost somehow.

After she makes all her points, she declares that she’s going to get some soap in the garden, and then she takes the time to admire the sun. Bless.

Seriously, she’s a fucking lunatic, but oh so adorable in a Lizzie Borden meets Myra Hindley way.

XOXO
Giselle The Gossip Queen!

Thanks to you know who for the heads-up.

Oh come on Cindy, you know how this works, my little rat dropping – you mention me on your blog, then I repay the compliment, albeit a bit late, looking at the date of the posts, but better late than never don’t you agree my little rabbit dropping?

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  • I had swore to myself no blogging for the next several days, but low & beholdy I look at our stats tonight and I couldn’t help wondering what-the-poo is all this coming in from Karen’s and that Twitter place? Now I know. But I swear, I never roam in the vast and vapid graze lands of the great whino rhino. Nor do I plan on starting. Some blog people can make rabies sound almost inviting by comparison.

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  • Louise van Hine
    May 12
    5:19 am

    okay i think i pieced it together here… did you just delete or hide several other blog entries? I seem to remember several others…

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  • I’d been wondering what had happened to Ferfe!

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  • Karen Scott
    May 12
    8:20 am

    Hi Louise, the other entries can be found by putting Cindy Cruciger in the search box. I only searched using “Vindictive Rhinoceros”, my pet name for her. Unlike VR, deleting blog entries isn’t really my thing.

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  • Nora Roberts
    May 12
    12:12 pm

    Wish I’d seen her post before she deleted it.

    Biblical references are always fun.

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  • Oh good god talk about romanceland memories. The crazy continues.

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  • Lori
    May 12
    1:31 pm

    Karen,

    your post is much nicer than the crap she had. Because she compared you and Jane from DA to Charles Manson. How she managed that leap of lunacy I couldn’t figure even after reading it again and again, but she certainly did it.

    And is she one of the if you don’t have something nice to say school?

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  • Mireya
    May 12
    1:58 pm

    @Lori: She used to … until she decided to wear her bed sheets as a cape and jump off roofs to the defense of … well, whatever it is she thinks she’s defending.

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  • Jenns
    May 12
    3:12 pm

    I wish I’d seen that post, too.

    I’ve never bothered to read her stuff, but this one sounded quite interesting.

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  • Hmm… I’m sure if one asked nicely, Teddypig would be able to find a cached version of the post–he’s skilled that way.

    Jest sayin’

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  • Karen Scott
    May 12
    4:22 pm

    I copied and pasted, will update when I get home.

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  • AztecLady I would do it for you and Karen no problem.
    I think it was too fast with post and then delete and that site does not cache well anyway.

    You know I am trying to stay out of the path of the ongoing crazy. Ya can’t reason with crazy.

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  • Louise van Hine
    May 12
    5:01 pm

    @Karen – okay I must have done the searchy search thing. And here, naive old me I thought the crazy was contained to a few well known examples. Interesting to connect the VR up with Ferfelebat, who has been banned elsewhere and whose reputation precedes her. And I’d like to see what the hit and run was – no fair blasting people and then concealing the evidence of the crime. Unless of course an apology is put in its place. Not much chance of that I suppose.

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  • Karen Scott
    May 12
    6:02 pm

    Louise if you put Cindy Cruciger in the search box on the sidebar, it brings up everything apart from the VR stuff. This has been going on for a while, yet the way she tells it, it is us cyber-bullying her.

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  • Louise van Hine
    May 12
    8:06 pm

    Thanks, Karen.

    I don’t know how many other people have seen this, but when I did a regular ol’ google search on “Cindy Cruciger” I got this link. I almost spat out my refreshing beverage. Have you tried this method, Karen?

    http://maryjanicedavidson.blogspot.com/2006/11/i-make-cindy-cruciger-my-bitch.html

    what is so odd about this is that “Ferfelebat” comments as if she is a whole nother person laughing at “Cindy Cruciger.”

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  • Louise, MJD and CC are best buddies. Two words, dogs and fleas. ‘Nuff said.

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  • Louise van Hine
    May 12
    8:37 pm

    ooooh. Just goes to show that love and hate are really indistinguishable to the casual observer.

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