Boring isn’t a bad trait when it comes to a politician. Wouldn’t voters want someone who actually spends time doing his job instead of damage control because he got caught with his pants down?
Besides, I like Romney. The man’s the total opposite of Sarah Palin; that is, incredibly intelligent and pretty open-minded…when he’s allowed to be. After two Republican primaries, he’s become spineless, as evidenced by the recent departure of his openly gay foreign policy spokesman, Richard Grenell. Romney hired Grenell because he’s damn good at what he does, but the far right conservatives Romney’s trying woo were outraged, so Romney caved.
Okay, that was just pure fun. The Helman’s mayo on white bread thing was brill. Also, I never saw anyone eat a banana like that before. Seemed almost homophobic in a Freudian way. Nope, ain’t putting something like that in my mouth.