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KKB Sensuality Ratings…

Monday, May 7, 2012
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I finally got round to setting a guideline for sensuality ratings on here.

And without further I do, I give you the KKB Sensuality Ratings:

BLISTERING: Graphic, explicit sex scenes and lots of it. Probably best not to be read whilst on public transport. Just saying.

TORRID: Sex is explicit, but it doesn’t take over the whole damn book. There may be some kinky stuff too, but not much.

STEAMY: There is some vanilla sex, including the odd nipple tweaking and vag baiting, but not much of it. Definitely no kink.

CANDY FLOSS: That bedroom door is firmly shut, you’ll be lucky if you get an extended lip-lock with tongues.

Every review from here on in will now come with one of the above ratings. Hopefully this will make your book-buying decisions a bit easier. Or not, as the case may be…

PS: I did consider using red penises to indicate level of sexual activity, e.g. 1 penis = mild, 2 penis = hot etc, etc, but I thought better of it:)

6 Comments »


  • willaful
    May 7
    7:27 am

    Aww, I wanna do the penises! But I guess that could get iffy if anyone reviews f/f.

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  • @willaful: Lol, I was very tempted by the penises, haha!

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  • Anne
    May 7
    10:22 am

    For FF, you could have little boobies. It’d be cute.

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  • Las
    May 7
    1:16 pm

    “BLISTERING: Graphic, explicit sex scenes and lots of it. Probably best not to be read whilst on public transport. Just saying.”

    Pfft. Public transport is the best place to read. I’ve caught more than one person reading over my shoulder, all wide-eyed. I consider it a public service.

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  • Lori
    May 7
    1:27 pm

    Damn it! I think I was one of those people sitting next to Las.

    **red faced now**

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  • @Anne: Except I just reviewed a book about a woman who had a mastectomy! This is just getting too complicated. πŸ˜‰

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