Dear customer service people,

Posted in Azteclady Speaks, arseholes abound, rant Sunday October 18, 2009

Having dealt with the public consistently for some four years, I readily understand how draining, unreasonable and aggressive people can be towards those of you who make your living as customer representatives.

Perhaps it would help everyone involved if you would internalize this trivial fact: by the time a customer seeks you out, he or she is already aggravated by a broken down system. He or she doesn’t have the emotional reserves to be kind, understanding and apologetic about interrupting your day with unreasonable demands to receive whatever services s/he is already paying for–the nerve!–and when you yourself are short, ungracious and rude, it only compounds the problem, unnecessarily prolonging an interaction that is, clearly, as repugnant to you as it is to the customer.

Therefore, perhaps it would behoove you, in a fit of self-interest, to be expedient in resolving whatever disagreement or complaint is coming your way, so that you may hang the phone all the sooner, turn around to your fellow customer service representatives, and make fun of/bitch about the latest imbecile to interrupt your working day with her trivial and stupid problems.

Thank you kindly,

a customer.

An excellent tutorial:

Are you effin’ kidding me?

Posted in Azteclady Speaks, What the Hell?, arseholes abound Thursday October 8, 2009

Michael Vick gets a tv series in BET.

Excuse me while I go puke.

And now for another WTF moment…

Posted in Azteclady Speaks, What the Hell?, arseholes abound Thursday October 1, 2009

WTF gorilla

Some of you in the US may have seen this news article, but for those who haven’t, the nutshell: a woman somewhere in Michigan watches over the elementary school children of several (I believe it’s three) of her friends for about an hour before the school bus comes along to pick them up. An unnamed neighbor of this woman complained that she was running an illegal day care in a residential area–even though no money is changing hands. Now this woman is facing certain fines and potential jail time.

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Really??

Posted in arseholes abound Monday August 31, 2009

Gartonians? Seriously? Gartonians? Hahahahahahaha!!!!!

How very Lord of The Flies!

*Wipes tears from eyes*

Malia Obama Wears Peace T-Shirt, and Gives Right-Wing Nutters Excuse To Get Racist…

Posted in American Politics, Terrorists in America, arseholes abound Monday July 13, 2009

malia-obama

As much as I hate the extreme left-wing nutters, there seems to be a malevolence to the extreme right-wing nutters, that the lefties have no chance of competing with.

This story about the racial slurs darted at Malia Obama made my stomach cramp. (more…)

Public Service Announcement: Ebay Seller Pirating Ebooks: You Can Help To Stop Him…

Posted in E-book piracy, arseholes abound Sunday July 12, 2009

wrong

So, this arsehole is actually selling pirated ebooks on Ebay.

Amongst his ill-gotten wares, are books by Terry Pratchett and Dean Koontz, as well as a disc with 550 erotic romance books: (more…)

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