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I just nabbed this from Monica, who in turn, nabbed it from the awesome Mrs G

Cast Of Characters:

“Anonymous” – 1 sip per appearance.

Someone who posts her alleged full name and then berates everyone else for being a cowardly anonymous cur – 2 sips.

The “Why Can’t We Get Along?” Pollyanna – 3 sips.

The angry woman who uses a cuss word at least five times in a six-word sentence – 2 sips.

Clueless man who wanders into the discussion and makes snide comments about fighting bitches – 1 sip.

Clueless man who wanders into the discussion and proceeds to launch into a completely unrelated diatribe about what trash romance novels are – 2 sips.

Clueless man who wanders into the discussion to tell everyone to read “real” literature… like Clive Cussler – 5 sips.

Clueless feminist who shows up and proceeds to launch into a completely unrelated diatribe about how romance set back the movement – 7 sips.

Jayne and Jane from Dear Author join the fray – 11 sips.

Karen Scott joins the fray – 11 sips.

Dionne Galace (Bam) joins the fray – 11 sips.

Emily Veinglory joins the fray – 11 sips.

Jayne, Jane, Karen, Bam, and Emily Veinglory in the house – 50 sips.

Those ladies and Nora Roberts in the house – drink until everything turns dark.

Absolutely effing hilarious.

The Plot

“When confronted with accusations of wrong-doings, the accused starts going TMI about the house that burned down, the crossdressing alcoholic pedophile husband who needs bail, the kids who are on drugs, the IRS that stole all their money, and more – 19 sips.

Or she can be less dramatic and says that she’s had a heart attack or something which is why she couldn’t get back to everyone – 25 sips.

Which culminates in a post by a “friend” telling everyone that the poor dear died in some kind of accident – 28 sips.”

Go read, it’s so accurate, it’s quite scary!