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Dear Ruth, Pearl, and Anne

Why do you insist on using multiple e-mail addresses to enter the same competition? You do know that even though you also call yourself, Alissa, Ellie, and Sabrina, that people will still know it’s you because you’re posting from the same computers? AKA IP no’s 68.35.34.170, 69.254.133.65, and 69.254.131.91.

Are you so desperate to win free books that you don’t mind cheating in order to get them?

Well, Diane, Jenna, and Sharon, if you’re going to cheat, you should learn how to do it better, because… well… a few authors have started to notice the trend.

I have it on good authority that you have the following e-mail addresses:

rojosho@hotmail.com
sauble@tennis.com
saubleb@gmail.com
elliotbencan@hotmail.com
bencanada1@yahoo.com

I mean come on, who needs that many e-mail addresses? Seriously?

If you’re that desperate for books, here’s some free advice from me: Buy. Them. Yourself.

OK?