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Yeah, I know, it’s a little early to be having this conversation, but what the hell, humour me!
Hubby and I have been watching Cosmetic Surgery Live on the TV over the past few days (and I thought Nip/Tuck was gruesome!), it’s been a revelation, to say the least! There was a lady on whose labial lips were,… erm shall we say, less than perfect? In other words, they were hanging out like John Wayne’s saddle bags, I mean they were ugly, but ladies, lets face it, THE VAGINA IS AN UGLY-ASSED PART OF THE BODY!!


Every now and then, for health reasons obviously,(g) I have to check that part of me, and I can never really get over how really nasty it looks (maybe this is just me?), and I’m always grateful that I don’t have to look at it more than once a month. Apparently my labial lips are in great shape, (no, that’s not just the hubby’s diagnosis) they are compact, and nothing hangs, but this is probably because I haven’t had the pleasure of squeezing a melon sized being out of that itty bitty hole.
This begs the question, if you’re nether lips were less than perfect, would you shrug your shoulders and think, well, that’s how God meant it to be, or would you have them surgically improved? Indeed would you consider cosmetic surgery period?

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  • Dawn
    April 14
    9:58 am

    LOL, K. John Wayne’s saddlebags – what a classic.

    Nah! Don’t think I’d be brave enough to do it. And anyway, just how much time is it going to be on view? Maybe this lady is in the “adult entertainment” business and has to be perfect for her close-ups. LOL

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  • Karen Scott
    April 14
    5:29 pm

    Dawn, I must admit, this is a procedure that I could well live without!! LOL!!

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  • Paz
    April 17
    9:13 pm

    Labial Lips cosmetic surgery? Ewwwww! Gross! No operations for me. Thank you very much! I guess the lady needed the surgery to feel better about herself (and probably other hygenic/health reasons).

    And how did you know that she labial lips were ugly? Did they show it on t.v.? Did you actually see it?

    Paz (grossing out)

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  • Karen Scott
    April 18
    4:02 pm

    Paz, they showed a photograph of the woman’s labial lips, she sure could have used a wax never mind surgery, I’m sure it would have made a huge difference! LOL!

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  • Ella
    April 18
    10:05 pm

    Mark and I watched this too, I nearly retched. Do you think Vanessa Feltz has had work done? We think she had a thing for that surgeon. Before baby, I had great tits, now they seem to hang down to my feet, no more bikini’s for me hey, I would be tempted to have some stuff done, lol

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  • Paz
    April 19
    12:03 pm

    Ahh! A photo! I still say ewww… LOL! Did they show the woman’s face, too. I’d be embarrassed if the whole world saw my labial lips… Interesting what some people do on t.v. I hope she’s happy now. 😉

    Paz

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  • Dawn
    April 19
    4:12 pm

    Laughing my ass off about the wax comment, Karen.

    Anybody see the male impotence correction thing from Brazil last night? I was crossing my legs in sympathy – couldn’t stick it out.

    Dawn – the chicken

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  • Karen Scott
    April 19
    5:51 pm

    Eloise, your tits look fine to me, (not in that way tart!) If you don’t quit moaning about your body, I’ll write in to Trinny and Susannah, and let them deal with you, and you know I will too! Yes, Paul and I think that Van has a thing for the surgeon!

    Dawn, OMG, I too saw the Brazilian He-Bitch, what on earth? I have to say, I thought it’s breasts and hips were fantastic, but the penis just hanging there (did you notice that it was smaller than average?)

    I was astounded and horrified, but I still couldn’t help but look… Does that make me strange…? I wonder…

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