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Was I the only person who rolled their eyes at the news that Britney Spears and Kevin Federline were expecting their first baby?

What is it with these Hollywood fools, they are all in such a darn hurry to do everything. Britney is nothing more than a baby herself, why oh why did she have to get herself her very own ball and chain. We all know it’s not going to last, I’ve given them till next year before news paper reports appear on how he’s suing her for half of her earnings.. (Liza Minelli, and David Gest anybody…?)

I bet by the time she gets bloated with child, he’ll be looking for his next meal ticket, and we’ll be left with the refrain of “Ooops She did it again, but now she has a baby”.
Did she learn nothing from Jennifer Lopez? if you’re rich and famous, never marry anybody with less money than you, especially if they have a bad hair cut, and they dance for a living.

Jlo I’m sure would be the first to tell Britney, that her love, far from not costing her a thing, took her to the cleaners, told the world about her most intimate secrets, then to add insult to injury started dating Samantha Mumba.

Britney will surely realise that she was probably better off with Justin Trousersnake, once it dawns on her that it wasn’t just her wit and charm that first caught Kevin’s eye. Lets hope that she has a good divorce lawyer waiting in the wings, because this is gonna cost her an arm and a heart.

Just in case you Americans are wondering, chavs is just another way of saying trailer trash…with money.


  • Paz
    April 20
    7:48 pm

    LOL! Chavs, Hen party… If I don’t stop here for other reasons, I know I can build my “British” vocabulary from here.

    Paz 😉


  • Ella
    April 20
    10:55 pm

    You’re being very generous, I give them another couple of months. If I was Britney’s mother, I’d slap her up and down the street until she came to her senses, what an idiot.


  • Tammy
    April 21
    11:39 am

    Lol, I often wonder what the rush is for these Hollywood types to get married, they meet, and 2 weeks later, they’re engaged to be married, I just don’t get it, what’s wrong with waiting to make sure they’re compatible?


  • Karen Scott
    April 23
    8:40 pm

    Paz, just for you, I’ll use more ‘British’ phrases, LOL!!

    Eloise, how’s the post natal depression coming along? LOL!!

    Tammy, I have absolutely no idea, sometimes I think that too much money and fame means a reduction in usage of brain cells!!


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