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Happy Birthday To Me!!!!

Monday, March 13, 2006
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I’m 31 years old today. I still remember my 21st birthday like it was yesterday.

It was the day that that nutter, Thomas whatshisface went crazy, and killed all those children in a school in Dunblane, Scotland. I was devastated.

I remember crying for those children all week. Yes, I had a shit 21st, so I’m hoping nothing catastrophic happens in the world today.

Sorry, I meant to do this earlier, but I have responded to your various comments now!