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What’s going on behind Katie’s fake-looking smile?

So Katie Holmes is gonna have a
silent birth is she? In her effing dreams.

I bet she’ll be screamer and a curser. I bet she even says the word *fucker* quite a few times. Oh to be a fly on the wall…

What kind of fucked up religion even bothers discussing the subject of noise during childbirth? Surely it’s a given?

The way I see it, when a woman is expected to deliver a baby the size of your average football, out of a hole, equivalent to the size of a grape, (erm…unless of course you have a bucket fanny an unaturally large vaginal hole) I think at some point, it’s gonna hurt like a mother f*cker.



  • Lucinda
    April 8
    8:40 am

    There is something quite scary about these two people. I hope she has a safe labor though.


  • Angela James
    April 8
    12:10 pm

    You know, this bothers me,because it seems improbable and like something a man came up with (and of course it was a man) but what bothers me even further is the idea of remaining silent around the baby for a week after birth. Seriously, no one participates in that practice, really, do they? It makes my heart hurt for the baby 🙁

    I don’t like to knock religion either,even though I’m not one for organized religion myself, but doesn’t this whole thing have shades of cultism to you?

    cult: A religion or religious sect generally considered to be extremist or false, with its followers often living in an unconventional manner under the guidance of an authoritarian, charismatic leader.

    *shrugging* you decide


  • Sam
    April 8
    2:16 pm

    Religion? Since when is a money-making brainwashing sect invented by a science fiction writer that worships aliens a religion? Bash all you want – I don’t know what creeps me out more, Tom Cruise or the Scientologist views he holds. Eeewww!!
    And if this were a romance novel I would hate it because the heroine is such a doormat!
    Stand up to him Katie! Tell him to put his pacifyer in his ass! Being a closet gay he’d probably love it)


  • Stacy~
    April 8
    3:12 pm

    You know, I really liked Katie Holmes until she hooked up with Tom Cruise, and now I am disgusted with them both. What planet are they from, and is there anyone else out there who thinks the kid WON’T be completely messed up?

    To me this isn’t about any kind of religion but about control, i.e. Tom Cruise running the whole show. God is about love and acceptance, not about rejection and put-downs. I agree: the evidence I’ve seen of Scientology so far scream of cultism.

    I do hope they have a healthy baby and everything goes well


  • Jaci Burton
    April 8
    3:16 pm

    Scream Katie Scream! Defy him! If he doesn’t like it, tell him to trade places with you on the table and push that baby out his a-hole!

    honest to God…that had to be a man thing.

    No noise my freakin ass.


  • madukwriter
    April 8
    4:34 pm

    At first the whole thought of TomKat spawn disturbed me. It still does but now with the latest pictures and everything I do no believe she’s pregnant. I don’t believe it at all.

    She looks like she has got a beach ball under her stomach but no other visible signs of pregnancy. She hasn’t put on any weight, her boobs don’t look bigger. She doesn’t seem to be labouring under the strain of the weight or anything. I don’t think she’s pregnant, this is all a big creepy hoax.

    Or she’s already had the baby and is pretending to be still pregnant which is just as creepy.

    TomKat is creepy. There’s something not quite right about the whole thing.

    Pictures of the beach ball


  • Anne
    April 8
    5:36 pm

    For God’s sake! What happened to make Tom such an effing freak? ICK.

    So, I’ve heard, since Tom’s gay, that he’s paying Katie $5 mil to have his baby and stick with him for something like 5 years and have his baby… he’ll help her career-wise and she’ll come out of the “coupling” richer… but I’m thinking she’s going to be ripped off in the deal because she’s got to stick with the creepy new Tom for that period of time and deal with him for the rest of her life because of the child. Eeeek!!! Is it worth the money? Not to me.

    Scream Katie! Scream for all your worth!

    Tommy boy can sit there and say Katie will be the model woman, quiet and reserved in childbirth, but I have to think that little Katie is going to surprise him big time when the time comes. More power to her!

    Men! Pfffttttttt!!! LOL


  • Lauren Dane
    April 8
    9:36 pm

    Oh grrr! Silent birth? PUHLEEZE! Wait til Katie gets in there and that first big, like utterly body wrenching bowel splitting contraction hits her. She’s gonna scream and then jump on Tom and kick him in the nards. And she should. Hell, just looking at him makes me want to kick him in the nards.

    Of all the stupid, fucked up, dumassery I’ve heard from Tom Cruise, this is up at the top of the list.

    And what is up with his keeping her all up in his “compound” surrounded by keepers and those “I’ll never let this woman go” stuff? Yikes!

    Run katie, run your little pregnant heart out and get out now.


  • Lori
    April 9
    4:00 am

    Un-effing-believable! Only a man could believe that a woman could give birth without making a sound. He totally creeps me out. She seemed like such a sweet girl, too. Poor thing! Run Katie, as fast as your pregnant belly will allow! Run to your daddy!

    I am a firm believer in live and let live when it comes to religion… as a Jew, I have to be… but puleeze! This is just too scary.

    And I agree with Angie, the baby is the one who is going to suffer. What a shame…


  • Marianne LaCroix
    April 9
    4:42 am

    I think Katie signed a contract to take all this creepy shit he comes up with. It HAD to be a man to think up the no noise crap. An adult pacifier to shut her up during labor? WTF? If I was her, I’d be sure to tell him where he can stick that. It is almost like she is thinking it in the picture Karen posted. Katie is thinking, “Do I really have to touch this weirdo and look like I wanto to?” This whole thing has gone past disturbing into a whole new realm. I pray the poor girl escapes his prison before she needs TRUE medication for post partum depression. I can see Brook Sheilds charging in to save the poor girl before she slits her wrists. But then Katie doesn’t seem to have any drive to do anything but what Tom and his zany cult tells her to do…Why does this now sound like “Rosemary’s Baby”????



  • Marianne LaCroix
    April 9
    4:45 am

    Okay and how many of you moms out there had your hands look normal during pregnancy? Her hand look bony. Where’s the pregnancy swelling?


  • Kate R
    April 9
    7:41 pm

    marianne? You’re onto something there. It’s a pillow!


  • Sarah McCarty
    April 10
    1:23 pm

    LOL!! Now you all have me looking at the pic of Katie and Tom Karen posted and is it me or is her belly in those jeans just well, flat up to the belly button where her shirt comes down?


  • Millenia Black
    April 10
    5:00 pm

    Well, considering the word is that he’s paying her several millions to bear his seed and play this role in his charade—her silence is bought and paid for.

    E’nuff said. 😉


  • Dakota Cassidy
    April 10
    10:09 pm

    I just HAD to comment on this. Snort. When I had my son, I didn’t make a sound–know why? Cuz I had the death grip on the bars of the bed. Honest–you can ask the ex, they all talked about my remarkable constitution. I had the drug inducing stuff too. It wasn’t pleasant, but it wasn’t horrible. I’ve had worse.I didn’t swell in my wrists either, just my ankles and my belly was low, much like hers. From behind I didn’t look preggers–my ass was already fat. LOLLOL

    Now, if he’d said I had to be quiet while I had kidney stones–I’d tell him to shove it up his ass. That is MISSION IMPOSSIBLE, baby. That was awful and bar none, the most painful thing I can think of that’s happened to me.

    However, I wholeheartedly disagree that she should have to be quiet while giving birth. For all the screaming the baby will do when it needs to eat, wants it’s way, or just wants to whine–a little screaming during childbirth ain’t gonna scar it. It seems utterly ridiculous to me that this would be a requirement. I say we let Tom have some kidney stones–then, we’ll talk when he’s done rolling around on the ground and begging to be SHOT 🙂

    And if it hurts so much ya wanna scream–rock on, sistah. LOL


  • Shawn
    April 11
    8:41 am

    I feel really sorry and scared for Katie. It looks like she’s gotten herself into something she has no idea how to get out of.

    She needs to tell Tom that she’ll be silent, as silent as he would be if his penis was tied in a knot, literally.


  • Desiree Erotique
    April 11
    2:24 pm

    Sorry for being behind on reading blogs, Karen. Been quite busy lately.

    Ok, let’s see.. Hubbard said, “A woman who wants her child to have the best possible chance will find a doctor who will agree to keep quiet especially during the delivery, and who will insist upon silence being maintained in the hospital delivery room as far as it is humanly possible.”

    And Hubbard provides this bit of “wisdom” after his experience giving birth how many times? Hubbard just doesn’t live in the real world, sure, and I hope Tom Cruise is listening, because from here on I am picketing his films- no more rentals and no more going to the theaters to see them.


  • Desiree Erotique
    April 11
    3:02 pm

    I should have said that I’m boycotting his films. And this is too bad; I always enjoyed them. But I just can’t stomach a man who, in my opinion, supports by his zealot philosophies, the spiritual, emotional and/or physical abuse of women.


  • Lena Matthews
    April 15
    2:13 am

    Do I lose points because I find silent birthing to be a wonderful thing? I have a three year old and if God is willing I’ll have another child soon, and I plan for that birth to be just as tranquil as my daughters, which didn’t included a lot of talking from anyone.

    I think it’s all about what works best for the mother, and it works for me, but I am odd, so that doesn’t mean much. LOL



  • Korbin
    February 17
    6:33 am

    Oh my f-ing god. I gave birth to a baby boy that was almost 7 pounds and I didn’t keep quiet. Of course I wanted to go through the entire thing without an epidural (by the way it never happened….I couldn’t deal with the pain that good but I did a good job as to ask for it at the last minute) and I wanted to stay quiet because I was afraid of acting like a total ass during the labor (which again didn’t happen….I was cursing my nurse and my husband and the doctor but only from time to time)….you just can’t do that without making some type of noise, and oh my child is so disturbed he just smiles and laughs about it too much. Yeah what a really great birthing plan right there!!!!


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