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Do Nuns Have Sexual Thoughts?

Wednesday, July 19, 2006
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I was driving along this morning and I saw a couple of nuns in full habit. My first thought was, poor bitches sweating in this heat, my second thought was, I wonder if they’re both really virgins, and my third thought was, I wonder if they masturbate…

Any nuns out there want to enlighten me?

What? What else am I supposed to think about when driving in this heat?