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Sunday, August 20, 2006
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The Perfect Man, Barbie’s Ken…

Well, you gotta love a woman who thinks she’s the best thing since sliced bread. I got this link, courtesy of KateR. Go read about how wonderful this woman is, no false modesty here that’s for sure, heheh.

If you can’t be arsed clicking on the link, here’s some of what she says:

Narcissistic much? It seems to me that she’s looking for a Ken doll, rather than a real man.

There are some great comments by the way, some that had me crying with laughter. There are some wickedly acerbic-tongued people out there. My fave comment was this one made by some anonymous person:

This comment takes irony to another level:

Very mean, but deliciously funny.

I love her confidence, I really do, but she must have known that most people would read this, and wonder what she was smoking?

I wonder if she realises that her requirements bring to mind, Barbie’s Ken doll? Each to their own, I guess, heheh…

By the way, this may just be me, but I do think the new Ken doll looks kinda scary. He looks like a gay prison convict. He also looks like he’s been botoxed to within an inch of his little plastic life. Hmmm… maybe it’s just me…

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  • Barbara B.
    August 20
    2:59 pm

    If everything she says about her apparently hypnotic allure is true it’s proof of what I’ve heard many times. It’s all in the attitude. She’s a plain as a mud fence for fuck’s sakes!
    Still no harm done. According to her she’s a former fat girl and I guess she hasn’t yet realized that any human being under a certain age and weight and in possession of a vagina gets a similar amount of male attention.
    This I know to be true.

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  • AngelaDionne
    August 20
    3:38 pm

    While I am all for women having healthy self esteems… this chickadee has apparently hit her head and fallen overboard into complete self absorption. As a former bartender I can honestly tell you that I have seen the fugliest woman imaginable have men drooling all over them. Maybe I am missing something, her pic made her look kind of average.

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  • Jaye
    August 20
    3:48 pm

    That ‘perfect guy’ you have a piccie of is a real life Hollywood celebrity hairstylist. He’s had oodles of plastic surgery in the quest of being ‘perfect’. ugh.

    I’ll have to check that chick’s link out, but the part of her post you’ve put here has left me with my mouth agape. lol.

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  • Karen Scott
    August 20
    4:51 pm

    Lol, Jaye, OMG, no wonder he looks like a gay convict with botox troubles, lolol!! Scary, scary!!

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  • Jane
    August 20
    4:58 pm

    I thought the pic was of a blow up doll and not some real live person. eek. And while said blogger does have a high opinion of herself (77% of women don’t have a college degree???), she sure is getting a lot of attention.

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  • Barbara B.
    August 20
    5:16 pm

    I thought that was a very bad picture of the youngest Baldwin Brother. Stephen, I think.

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  • Karen Scott
    August 20
    5:36 pm

    Apparently her first husband decided to come out of the closet, eighteen months after they got married. Most unfortunate huh?
    Barbara, the youngest Balwin brother doesn’t look as bad as this does he? Impossible!

    Jane, she has shitloads of trackbacks, and over 400 comments, so I guess she’s making some money from her blog!

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  • Kate R
    August 20
    6:45 pm

    but you didn’t do the meme, Karen! it’s so refreshing to list all of the reasons one is Teh Best. No more false modesty. I love some of the fine comments in my thread and yes, those women and men are certainly are close to Perfection.

    I just went back to visit her blog and her latest post just digs the I am a clueless beyotch hole deeper.

    However her snakes on a plane posts are pretty fun. (Her stepmother with the sock puppets was lucky to get out of the theatre alive.)

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  • Kate R
    August 20
    6:50 pm

    and here, this was worth repeating and repeating and repeating. . .this comment from world’o’ crap (by MD)list of comments.

    JMPP is what Kierkegaard called an “aesthete,” those who measure their worth and their happiness by factors outside their control and which can change in an instant, such as financial condition, age, health, mating partners, etc. SK judged such people to be in despair, and to exhibit symptoms of despair, just as JMPP has done with her fantastical construction of herself on her blog. JMPP doesn’t seek a relation with herself grounded in truth; she seeks a relation with herself grounded in the reflection of imaginary others out in cyberspace, whom she imagines inhabit the same despairing world as she.

    * * *
    Kate sez, I don’t know if she or her world is so despairing. I’m glad I don’t inhabit it. It’s more fun not having to rank every man and woman you meet according to some really stupid and superficial standards.

    I mean around here? We look at what kind of car you drive. Now THAT is a standard worth checking. /snark

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  • Desiree Erotique
    August 20
    7:35 pm

    “I am more modest than the average American female; the majority are just too vain to admit it.”

    “My narcissism is healthy..just ask my psychiatrist with an IQ almost as high as mine.”

    “I harbor no ill-will against children, but my perfect body is a shrine and I will not share the holy of holies with some nutrient-sucking fetus until there’s a guarantee he or she will come out with a doctorate in one hand and a credit card in the other.”

    “The man of quality who measures up to my standards must also be willing to pay for my cryogenic preservation before I reach the age when plastic surgery is a moot subject.”

    “Don’t hate me because I’m beautiful. Hate yourself because you’re not.”

    “What’s wrong with all these mediocre UGLY women bashing my testimonials? Jealous twerps. Always pushing me toward another gallon of Ben & Jerry’s%$#@*!”

    “How dare Webster’s put my photo beside the word DESPERATE! No, wait, they got me from my GOOD side..sshhew, ok..”

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  • Jaye
    August 20
    11:15 pm

    The guy’s name is Steven Erhardt. (typed in “ken doll + plastic surgery” in google. lol). At the time of this article on ETonline: http://et.tv.yahoo.com/celebrities/12291/ he’d already spent $250,000 on plastic surgery. Michael Jackson’s surgeon… heh. He’s had a nose job, chin implant, facelift, eye work, pec implants, bicep implants (whatever happened to going to the gym?) and a butt implant. lol

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  • Jane
    August 21
    3:16 pm

    You know what kind of surprises me? She says she is under 30 but her picture makes her look like she is in her mid thirties.

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  • Anonymous
    August 21
    3:40 pm

    Speaking as a bachelor who yah meets all her standards I wouldn’t ask her out. Even if she were drop dead gorgeous modesty has an allure all its own.

    Scott

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  • Anonymous
    August 21
    9:24 pm

    She either really ignorant and she actually believes all of the crap she’s saying ~ or she’s a bitch, straight out. Either way, I won’t be going back to her blog. Maybe if we all ignore her, she’ll just go away. I understand she earns money through her blog ~ well, if no one visits, she won’t be making anything.

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  • Karen Scott
    August 21
    9:32 pm

    Jane, I just went back to look at her less glamourised photo’s and I’ve just realised that she’s actually quite plain, but you know what they say about beauty.

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  • Lori
    August 21
    10:33 pm

    Coming in late to this… is it just me or does this ‘guy’ remind anyone else of David Bowie?

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  • L.T. Rashard
    August 25
    7:51 pm

    You are too funny! I read your comments at the salon when i’m getting my hair done.

    L.T. Rashard
    http://www.leaa4u.com

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  • Anonymous
    August 27
    9:32 pm

    Okay – she is not that cute, but let’s realize that she hangs out with professional poker players, sci-fi convention people and other geeks and she definitley tops those groups. On the other hand I think I just spent an hour on her blog and her style of writing and telling about her life is very entertaining. Almost makes me want to try and be her friend – except that I live in Southern California where there actually are top of the line good looking people – don’t think that would work with her attitude! On the other hand it might and she reminds me of another friend I have – same attitude, beliefs, etc….

    Christ, what does that say about me?

    Maria – bangs like a barn door

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