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Tuesday, September 12, 2006
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Our host for the evening

I went to Newcastle on a hen do (bachelorette party) with twelve of my friends this weekend.
We had lunch at the Pitcher and Piano bar by the Quayside.
We were taught how to pole dance and lapdance by some professionals.
We each went out dressed as a Miss World contestant.
I was Miss Australia.
We went to a strip club, and got drunk as skunks.
One of the strippers made me touch his skanky cock.
Some of my friends made out with said skanky stripper.
Some random guy told me I was hot and by the way did I want to sleep with him.
We went back to our apartment hotel and had doner kebab and chips.
We had MacDonald’s for breakfast the next morning.
A good time was had by all.

Going to California on Thursday.

How are you all doing?


  • Eve Vaughn
    September 12
    10:43 pm

    Hey K-rock! Have a great vacation! Make sure you try Chick-fil-a. The best Chicken sandwiches on Earth. I swear I could live on those things.


  • Rosie
    September 13
    1:46 am

    Sounds like you started your vacation early!! Have a blast and enjoy So Cal.


  • Wendy
    September 13
    4:03 am

    Yeeeuw. He made you touch his nasty? Shudder.
    Miss Australia. Did you wear Rolf Harris glasses and beard?
    How am I? I miss Maili. Have you heard anything from her?


  • Karen Scott
    September 13
    4:57 am

    Hi Eve, I certainly will!

    Thanks Rosie, and yes I will!

    Hi Wendy, and no, I haven’t heard from Maili, which makes me very sad. I hope she’s ok.


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