The thing is, the blurb sounds really interesting, but the cover just screams ‘Sucks Great Big Hairy Donkey Balls’ to me.
Somebody should have told this guy that breasts on a man is slightly off-putting. Is it me or is one boobage bigger than the other. I thought only women had that problem?
And what’s with the thatch of hair, just above his you know what? I sure could have lived without that little detail. Pubic hair is soooo 1990’s dahhhhling…
Marg
October 22
8:35 pm
Especially when the boobs are up so high!
eggs
October 22
9:22 pm
Not only has he got one boob massively larger than the other, his pubes don’t extend all the way across the groin. Look at his bald thigh crease. Either the “photo” was taken when he was only half way through his crack, sack & back job, or this guy’s dick grows out the top of his left thigh, which would be just a leeetle too offputting to me. Also, check out the right shoulder that looks like it’s joined on to the body Barbie-doll style. Perhaps this is a post-apocalyptic romance between two mutants?
Lori
October 22
9:29 pm
I make it a policy to never get interested in a guy with bigger boobs than me.
Karen Scott
October 22
10:08 pm
Lololol, Eggs, I just noticed that his pubes aren’t central to his body! Lololol!
Sarah McCarty
October 22
10:29 pm
That is one bad boob job! *G* I say I never look at covers but this one would probably get past my blind spot.
Desiree Erotique
October 22
10:33 pm
Looks like he’s got a leaky saline bag problem going on there.
I don’t mind a little male thatch at all, oh no, but yeah it is off-centered.. or maybe he’s just really double-jointed? LOL
Beverly Havlir
October 22
11:03 pm
I’m leery of men with bigger boobs than me, and no sagging! Wow! *wink*
Plus, I thought it was really creepy how his privates seem to be off-center, like its growing out of his right thigh.
Good one, Karen. LOL.
Barbara B.
October 23
12:09 am
Yeah this dude is buxom! I usually don’t notice covers but this one has disturbed me for a while. His breasts frighten me. They seem aggressive and somehow threatening.
You know, I always thought the hair at his crotch level was the top of the heroine’s head. Checking him for ticks or measuring his inseam or something
of that nature.
Devonna
October 23
2:00 am
The cover is so bad I probably wouldn’t even take a look at it. Which is too bad because it’s not the author’s fault. But that’s one bad cover.
Kristie (J)
October 23
5:11 am
LOL – that cover is just so bad in so many many ways. I can’t say as I’ve seen a lot of naked male bodies, but I ain’t never seen one that looked like that!
L.T. Rashard
October 23
5:56 am
>LOL> I am soo ROFLMAO
Lea
Gail Faulkner
October 23
12:46 pm
The thing that struck me was this cover is almost exactly the same pose as the photo in Playgirl’s Daily Fix , Oct 23’s fix that is. Except the photo in the Fix is the “full Monty”, so to speak. Amazing. I tried to look up this book on the web and couldn’t find it. Which press is it from?
Barbara B.
October 23
3:14 pm
The book is published by Ellora’s Cave, believe it or not.
Jade James Truth or Dare
October 23
3:29 pm
Pretty bad…wait nasty horrible-oh I could come up with more words. Uggggghhhhh.
Sigh-what was the artist thinking?
Stacy~
October 23
4:28 pm
Ewww. The dude looks like something is trying to mutate out of his chest ala “Alien”. That alone would keep me away from going any further south.
Karen Scott
October 23
6:30 pm
I believe it was created by Angela Knight. I was shocked to learn that.
Eve Vaughn
October 24
2:32 am
Aww, I think the pubs adds that little something extra. I guess I’m in the minority cause I kinda like it. 😀
Anonymous
November 8
1:36 pm
the arm! check out the arm! too diturbing, way too disturbing. how is that thing attached? maybe the whole thing is a collection of ramdom body parts photoshopped. that would explain the arm, boobs, thatch…