HomeReviewsInterviewsStoreABlogsOn Writing

Isn’t He Effing Vile?

Tuesday, November 14, 2006
Posted in: Uncategorized

David Gest has got to be the oddest looking person evah.

He’s in this year’s I’m A Celebrity… Get Me Out Of Here.

I imagine that Gest will start to grate on the nerves fairly quickly. I certainly hope he gets the Bushtucker trials, and he gets to eat all kinds of nice insects and various creepy crawlies. Knowing the British public, I guarantee he’ll get voted to perform all the horrid trials. Tee hee hee!

What the fuck was Minelli smoking when she decided to sleep with it. *Shudder*

12 Comments »


  • Maili
    November 14
    11:00 pm

    Who says Minnelli slept with him, hm? Or is that too much of a vulgar thing to say?

    Holy crap. I’d just seen the line-up. Matt Willis is a psycho. Jason Donovan is nice, but moody. Toby Anstis … blech. Phina Oruche is one of those annoyingly nice people, the kind who says Good morning! every day, no matter how things are. Never heard of Scott Henshall and Lauren Booth.

    Oh, dear. Here’s what Scott Henshall says: “Everyone should be a size zero.” I can see him becoming a hate figure.

    Jan! Jan Leeming – once a sex goddess to all little boys – and their dads – everywhere. Faith Brown – is that the one with massive bust? Myleene Klass – ha! Not so Klassy, methinks.

    This is a train wreck in making, I think. I might watch it.

    ReplyReply


  • Maili
    November 14
    11:01 pm

    P.S. I just read Phina’s profile. She reminds me a bit of you. 😀

    ReplyReply


  • Karen Scott
    November 14
    11:08 pm

    Phina is best known for playing glossy, drug-taking, bisexual diva Liberty Baker in Footballer’s Wives

    I’m hoping that this wasn’t the bit that reminded you of me. (g)

    ReplyReply


  • Eve Vaughn
    November 14
    11:48 pm

    He’s considered a celebrity? Why I have just lost respect for the brits. LOL

    ReplyReply


  • Anonymous
    November 15
    12:54 am

    I agree with Eve that this stretches the definition of celebrity to the breaking point.

    ReplyReply


  • Desiree Erotique
    November 15
    12:55 am

    I have no idea who he is, but his looks and pose do nothing to entice me to find out. And LM slet with him? I guess some women are braver than others…

    ReplyReply


  • Maili
    November 15
    2:02 am

    Err … oh, look, Karen! Look! There’s a man in red underwear flying in the air!

    *runs away*

    ReplyReply


  • Karen Scott
    November 15
    7:10 am

    Wench!

    ReplyReply


  • Anonymous
    November 15
    8:30 am

    Did you see the related article? “He’s even scarier than his pal Michael Jackson…He might melt in the jungle – there’ll be bits dropping off.” *lol*

    Too bad we never get this show in Oz. There are a few Aussie celebs I wouldn’t mind trapping with a swarm of flesh-eating bees.

    ReplyReply


  • Dawn
    November 15
    10:55 am

    I’ll be watching I’m a Celebrity… it’s pure car crash TV. I’m with you Karen, hoping the Gest will be picked to do all the bushtucker trials. He did one last night and apparently (‘cos I didn’t see it), he did really well. If he doesn’t complain, then the British public is gonna switch to the whiniest one among them (funny enough I think it’s going to be that designer who I’ve never heard of, but I already want to slap he up and down the road).

    Eve and Nicolette – here in the UK, it seems that if your face is on the telly even once, then you’re a “celebrity”. We have a ton of Z listers over here.

    Here’s to great trash TV.

    ReplyReply


  • Anonymous
    November 15
    5:00 pm

    David Gest…blech!! I can’t imagine anyone sleeping in the same room let alone the same bed.

    ReplyReply


  • Scott
    November 15
    5:05 pm

    Karen asked:

    “What the fuck was Minelli smoking when she decided to sleep with it.”

    I ask:

    What was he smoking when he decided to sleep with her! However, if you look at it that way, then they are made for each other. It’s a shame then it didn’t work out. 😉

    ReplyReply

RSS feed for comments on this post. TrackBack URL

Leave a comment