I got an e-mail promoting and showcasing the most popular vibes.
Check out some of the offerings:
The Top Cat, 810, Silicon Love ring, Super Stretchy, non vibrating vibrator sure looks interesting, and it’s only £1 ($1.93). I must say though, that I’m not altogether sure what one is supposed to do with them. They look like children’s toys to me.
Or perhaps you prefer the Top Cat, 407, Wiggle Wand, Duel Speed? Apparently, this one’s a worldwide best seller. Go figure. Nice colour though.
Or for those who are relatively new to the masturbation thing, you can get the Amazon vibrator for beginners. Is it me or does that look like a tampon?
The Jelly Vibrator intrigues me somewhat. I’m not too down with the colour though. A bit of a passion killer I’d have thought. I’m not into the whole glow in the dark look. I’ll never look at carrots the same way again.
What I do like about these vibrators is that they’re fairly inexpensive compared to shops like Ann Summers, where The Rabbit is still £40 ($77) a pop. No pun intended.
I guess it was only a matter of time before Amazon started selling sex toys, seeing as they sell just about everything else. Dontcha just love the free world? (g)
Rosario
December 4
12:12 am
LOL, I got that email, too. Do you think they sent it to all their clients or to those of us they thought would likely be interested? Though all I’ve bought from Amazon UK is the Harry Potter books, so I don’t know why they’d reason I’m a likely client for sex toys!
Selah March
December 4
3:07 am
Heh. Have you READ some of the NC-17-rated Harry Potter fanfiction? Enough to melt your face off.
Jackie
December 4
3:23 am
Vibrators have gone mainstream? Dude. Think this means we can claim them on our health insurance?
Karen Scott
December 4
7:37 am
Rosario, I’m thinking it was my purchase of some Black Lace books that did it. I can’t imagine that they’d send that e-mail to just anyone, lol
Selah, I’m thinking that I don’t want to read, it just seems wrong to have Harry Potter and Hermione doing the dirty somehow. I’m assuming there isn’t a threesome with Ron Weasely? Uggghhh.
Jackie, that’s a thought, lol!
Anonymous
December 4
11:54 am
A training vibrator? I’m not really sure I’d buy one that could be mistaken for lipstick. That just opens up all kinds of embarrassing possibilities.
Katharina
December 4
1:31 pm
ROFL. Carrots, Tampons and the Top Cat 407 looks like one of those small blenders one can buy for doing a latte macchiato.
Damn, I really should start bying with amazon.co.uk!
Dawn
December 4
3:37 pm
Dammit! I didn’t get that email. I feel so left out.
L.T. Rashard
December 4
5:12 pm
I hope these aren’t used!!!
Lea
Selah March
December 4
10:09 pm
Selah, I’m thinking that I don’t want to read, it just seems wrong to have Harry Potter and Hermione doing the dirty somehow. I’m assuming there isn’t a threesome with Ron Weasely? Uggghhh.
If only it were that relatively innocent.
Snape. Lots and lots o’ Snape. That’s all I’m sayin’.
Karen Scott
December 4
10:15 pm
Selah, the visuals I’m getting are just wrong.
Kristie (J)
December 5
2:02 am
I checked the site out. Some of them were quite…..intriguing. The one that made me chuckle though:
Top Cat, 883, Pocket Peaches, Male Pleasure Sleeve with beads for extra sensation, Blue
Karen Scott
December 5
8:56 pm
Hey Kristie, apparently, all the Amazons are selling these toys now. As for the Top Cat 883, I wasn’t sure that blue was an appropriate colour. Talk about clashing.
Kristie (J)
December 6
3:36 am
LOL – well – I’m thinking any guy who gets the Top Cat 883 Pleasure Sleeve with beads for extra sensation (boy that cracks me up) would indeed end his case of blue balls.
Dee
December 7
5:31 pm
Hey Karen, don’t ask why it was bothering me, but I think I may have figured out how those first funny shaped things work.
Maybe you wear them like rings? Or they could be accessories for your already buzzing aparatus?
I hate not having an answer, lol.
Dee
Lara
December 11
7:55 pm
I don’t mind the HHR threesomes or the lots of Snape, it’s the Weasley incest stories (wayyyy too many Ron/Ginny and Fred/George stories) that make me a little squicky…
Karen Scott
December 14
8:48 pm
Dee, damned if I know (g)
Lara, that’s just too sick to contemplate, who the hell comes up with this sick shit anyway?
Anonymous
December 18
3:20 pm
I think Lillian Feisty’s got the right idea with hanging them on your Xmas tree.
M.