Mrs Giggles’ Blog Drama Drinking Game…
Friday, May 18, 2007Posted in: Mrs Giggles Infamous Drinking Game
I just nabbed this from Monica, who in turn, nabbed it from the awesome Mrs G…
Cast Of Characters:
“Anonymous” – 1 sip per appearance.
Someone who posts her alleged full name and then berates everyone else for being a cowardly anonymous cur – 2 sips.
The “Why Can’t We Get Along?” Pollyanna – 3 sips.
The angry woman who uses a cuss word at least five times in a six-word sentence – 2 sips.
Clueless man who wanders into the discussion and makes snide comments about fighting bitches – 1 sip.
Clueless man who wanders into the discussion and proceeds to launch into a completely unrelated diatribe about what trash romance novels are – 2 sips.
Clueless man who wanders into the discussion to tell everyone to read “real” literature… like Clive Cussler – 5 sips.
Clueless feminist who shows up and proceeds to launch into a completely unrelated diatribe about how romance set back the movement – 7 sips.
Jayne and Jane from Dear Author join the fray – 11 sips.
Karen Scott joins the fray – 11 sips.
Dionne Galace (Bam) joins the fray – 11 sips.
Emily Veinglory joins the fray – 11 sips.
Jayne, Jane, Karen, Bam, and Emily Veinglory in the house – 50 sips.
Those ladies and Nora Roberts in the house – drink until everything turns dark.
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Absolutely effing hilarious.
The Plot
“When confronted with accusations of wrong-doings, the accused starts going TMI about the house that burned down, the crossdressing alcoholic pedophile husband who needs bail, the kids who are on drugs, the IRS that stole all their money, and more – 19 sips.
Or she can be less dramatic and says that she’s had a heart attack or something which is why she couldn’t get back to everyone – 25 sips.
Which culminates in a post by a “friend” telling everyone that the poor dear died in some kind of accident – 28 sips.”
Go read, it’s so accurate, it’s quite scary!
Dionne Galace
May 18
3:53 pm
heeeeeeeeey… I never jump into the fray!
Rosie
May 18
7:36 pm
What…no gulps? No guzzles? No mainlining?
Lori
May 18
10:53 pm
LMAO!!! Too funny!
This is kind of like the CSI Miami drinking game – ever play that? There are only 5 rules, yet you can be totally trashed by the end of the episode. Every time Horatio looks smarmy, you have to drink. Every time Horatio says something smarmy, you have to drink. Every time they gratuitously explain procedure to each other, you have to drink. Every time they gratuitously explain terminology to each other, you have to drink. Every time the one with the long blond hair (whose name escapes me) wears smething unprofessional, you have to drink.
Jane
May 19
2:23 am
Actually, Mrs. Giggles got something wrong. But this is a common mistake. Jayne hardly ever comments anywhere but DearAuthor. I, on the other hand, can’t seem to stop myself from putting my foot in my mouth at everyone’s blog.
I mean, if you have a comment section, don’t you want me to use it?
Karen Scott
May 19
8:20 am
Jane, the same with Bam, she hardly every rushes into the fray, when there’s a kerfuffle. Thinking about it, I only ever comment on DA, Syb’s, and Monica’s, whenever there’s drama.
What I tend to do more of, is have my say on my blog, then link up, that way I avoid bleeding on anybody else’s blog.
The Nora Roberts bit later in the post was right on though, lol.
Jane
May 19
2:28 pm
Nope the NR stuff is right on. Hee. I admit to being star struck though and have to reign myself in. I tell myself, she puts her pants on one oompa loompa helper at a time, just like the rest of us.
Dionne Galace
May 19
6:51 pm
Yeah, man, I never say anything meaningful, either. I’m like that kid who jumps in to say something awkward and kind of funny in an effort to diffuse a potentially volatile situation… not that it ever works.