No Barbara, I Wont Be Reading That Book…
Thursday, June 7, 2007Posted in: Elloras Cave, Porn not romance
Barbara B made this comment on the previous post:
BTW Karen, your girl Carol Lynne has a new book, Feels So Right, at Ellora’s Cave. It’s a gay romance quickie. You gonna take one for the team again and review this sucker for us? *big grin*
Erm, the answer to that is HELL NO.
I just read SarahF’s review of Carol Lynne’s latest book, and it would seem that it’s basically the same pornographic crap that Ben’s Wildflower was.
Erm, Lora Leigh review coming up at some point tomorrow, right now, I’m off to watch Beyonce in concert.
Dee
June 7
5:17 pm
I’m mentally calling you names, Karen. I wanna go to a Beyonce concert. Dammit.
Barbara B
June 7
9:53 pm
Hell no? Not even for sentimental reasons? No? Okay. How come that doesn’t surprise me?
Here’s news that’s bound to simultaneously terrify and delight! I distinctly remember someone saying that Lynne has a 12 book deal with EC. I never was much on cipherin’, but that means there are 9 more books a-cummin. That’s right!
shiloh walker
June 8
4:00 am
you like your concerts, dn’t you karen?
Karen Scott
June 8
7:58 am
Hi Shi, and yes I do, very much so! Beyonce was AMAZING!
Arin Rhys
June 8
8:24 am
She has three books out right now and the covers for all the rest on her website.
12 book contract… *shakes head*
What was Ellora’s Cave smoking?
Karen Scott
June 8
11:22 am
What was Ellora’s Cave smoking?
Whatever it was, it was bad shit. Or we could just blame the editor, seeing as she must have thought the books were worth publishing in the first place.
Dionne Galace
June 8
4:25 pm
Mrs. Giggles has her review up. It’s 50. Dude, Mrs. G is s such a Carol Lynn fangirl. I LOVE IT.
Karen Scott
June 8
4:50 pm
Bam, I just read her review, man she’s hilarious! She posted an excerpt of the book which for me kinda tells you everything you need to know about the writing:
Without preamble, Austin thrust all three fingers as deep as they would go. Tony rode his hand for only seconds before he was shooting his seed down Austin’s throat. Austin milked Tony’s cock dry as he himself came against the front of Tony’s leather seat.
I’m still trying to figure out how he could ‘thrust’ and ‘milk’ at the same time.
Dionne Galace
June 8
6:16 pm
And apparently they went around shaking people’s hands WITHOUT WASHING THEIR HANDS, especially since THREE OF HOMEBOY’S FINGERS were in ONE DUDE’S ANUS. And they’re LICKING IT OFF?
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG HERE?!?!?!
Barbara Sheridan
June 9
5:33 am
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG HERE?!?!?!
Lots of stuff. Lots and lots of stuff.