Why do fat middle aged hairy men, feel the need to drop their pants in front of you, and masturbate?
Perverted bastard. He’s just lucky I wasn’t in possession of a sharp instrument.
Why do fat middle aged hairy men, feel the need to drop their pants in front of you, and masturbate?
Perverted bastard. He’s just lucky I wasn’t in possession of a sharp instrument.
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shiloh walker
July 11
8:02 pm
i would have kicked him. As hard as I possibly could have.
yuck.
Grrrl
July 11
8:23 pm
karen, wouldn’t it have been nicer of you to offer to help? and then give good sharp twist to the left? *g*
Jenyfer Matthews
July 11
8:32 pm
Or whip out a camera phone and take his picture…to the police….
Anonymous
July 11
10:07 pm
Kick or trip with a scalding hot cup of java, roasting it like the little weenie it is…..
Eve Vaughn
July 11
10:13 pm
I was flashed by a little person once. I was too stunned to react because he certainly didn’t have a little person penis. LOL
QB
July 11
11:34 pm
Most effective reaction?
Point and Laugh
(instantly creates the Incredible Shrinking Perv)
Rosie
July 12
12:57 am
Oh for godssakes! If anyone needed a ‘Bobbitt’…
Emily Veinglory
July 12
2:49 am
If you plan to do any of those empowered things think about it now and walk around equipped and prepared. Like eve I was too shocked, and given he was huge, I was alone and it was midnight, also pretty frightened. Which annoyed the crap out of me afterwards.
Ann Bruce
July 12
3:47 am
It’s not just “fat middle aged hairy men.” After a few beers, it’s pretty much all of them.
Monica Jackson
July 12
8:01 am
The only person who ever flashed me was the young white guy, as fine as hell, with this huge dick. It was in the wee hours and my friend and I had been out partying at the clubs.
I must say I was speechless. We both were. She did whistle, but it was after he’d taken off.
Sarah McCarty
July 12
11:06 am
I’ve never been flashed —for which I am very grateful!—but I’m taking notes on what to do if I am. *G* My preferences are waffling between hot coffee and point and laugh followed by snapping a pic for the police.
Desiree Erotique
July 12
5:53 pm
I’m sorry that happened to you, Karen.
I’ve had it happen twice, first by an old guy and second time by a young dude. I wondered both times what they got out of it. Sorry, just nothing to impress there. Anyway, the second time I shot back by flashing my breasts while roaring out, “Yeah but look at these!” Not that I’d recommend this to everyone in every situation, but it scared the little $#@& he turned red and went running off LOL
Anonymous
July 13
2:27 am
I got flashed in the gardens of the Palace of the Popes in Avignon, France. Stark nekked French dude jumped out of a grotto. I was trying to eat my lunch at the time. I said to him in a conversational tone of voice–“On dirait un phallus, mais c’est trop petit.” Loses just a bit in translation–“Looks like a penis, only smaller.” He left, I finished my sandwich. Guys. Go figure.
–Jackie L.
che
July 13
3:28 am
Years ago, a guy drove up my street while I was working in the yard. He wanted directions to Walmart. While I was giving him directions, in my peripheral vision, I could see he was exposed and fondling himself. I pretended not to see it and refused to react. I felt violated regardless. I think they do it to get a reaction, whether negative or positive, so indifference is probably the way to go.