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Wednesday, July 11, 2007
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Why do fat middle aged hairy men, feel the need to drop their pants in front of you, and masturbate?

Perverted bastard. He’s just lucky I wasn’t in possession of a sharp instrument.

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  • shiloh walker
    July 11
    8:02 pm

    i would have kicked him. As hard as I possibly could have.

    yuck.

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  • Grrrl
    July 11
    8:23 pm

    karen, wouldn’t it have been nicer of you to offer to help? and then give good sharp twist to the left? *g*

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  • Jenyfer Matthews
    July 11
    8:32 pm

    Or whip out a camera phone and take his picture…to the police….

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  • Anonymous
    July 11
    10:07 pm

    Kick or trip with a scalding hot cup of java, roasting it like the little weenie it is…..

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  • Eve Vaughn
    July 11
    10:13 pm

    I was flashed by a little person once. I was too stunned to react because he certainly didn’t have a little person penis. LOL

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  • QB
    July 11
    11:34 pm

    Most effective reaction?

    Point and Laugh

    (instantly creates the Incredible Shrinking Perv)

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  • Rosie
    July 12
    12:57 am

    Oh for godssakes! If anyone needed a ‘Bobbitt’…

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  • Emily Veinglory
    July 12
    2:49 am

    If you plan to do any of those empowered things think about it now and walk around equipped and prepared. Like eve I was too shocked, and given he was huge, I was alone and it was midnight, also pretty frightened. Which annoyed the crap out of me afterwards.

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  • Ann Bruce
    July 12
    3:47 am

    It’s not just “fat middle aged hairy men.” After a few beers, it’s pretty much all of them.

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  • Monica Jackson
    July 12
    8:01 am

    The only person who ever flashed me was the young white guy, as fine as hell, with this huge dick. It was in the wee hours and my friend and I had been out partying at the clubs.

    I must say I was speechless. We both were. She did whistle, but it was after he’d taken off.

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  • Sarah McCarty
    July 12
    11:06 am

    I’ve never been flashed —for which I am very grateful!—but I’m taking notes on what to do if I am. *G* My preferences are waffling between hot coffee and point and laugh followed by snapping a pic for the police.

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  • Desiree Erotique
    July 12
    5:53 pm

    I’m sorry that happened to you, Karen.
    I’ve had it happen twice, first by an old guy and second time by a young dude. I wondered both times what they got out of it. Sorry, just nothing to impress there. Anyway, the second time I shot back by flashing my breasts while roaring out, “Yeah but look at these!” Not that I’d recommend this to everyone in every situation, but it scared the little $#@& he turned red and went running off LOL

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  • Anonymous
    July 13
    2:27 am

    I got flashed in the gardens of the Palace of the Popes in Avignon, France. Stark nekked French dude jumped out of a grotto. I was trying to eat my lunch at the time. I said to him in a conversational tone of voice–“On dirait un phallus, mais c’est trop petit.” Loses just a bit in translation–“Looks like a penis, only smaller.” He left, I finished my sandwich. Guys. Go figure.
    –Jackie L.

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  • che
    July 13
    3:28 am

    Years ago, a guy drove up my street while I was working in the yard. He wanted directions to Walmart. While I was giving him directions, in my peripheral vision, I could see he was exposed and fondling himself. I pretended not to see it and refused to react. I felt violated regardless. I think they do it to get a reaction, whether negative or positive, so indifference is probably the way to go.

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