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Trixy Lion Publishing Is Now Open!

Damn I laughed so hard I nearly wet myself.

“MARKETINGING PLANS

we plan to use copyrighted pictures 4 our covers in the future bcos copyrighted pictures are signs of quality. amatoors are using free clip art which we dont want bcos we want to stand out. already we have used brad pitts face for our upcoming book “staining bedsheets wit my love” by clara s andersin and we have just discovere dplenty opf sexy photos in father abner’s pc so with god’s blessing we r going to make high quality covers

we r one big family and our royalty are ours. 4 example my daughter need money for her hysterectomy next month so the royalty will go 2 her and authos wont get paid sry but thats life what can u do. if u want ur royalty pls write 2 us and we will evaluate ur situation. we write 4 love, not money, and money will be used only 4 those who need it in our big family. thx,..”

Bloody hilarious!

Thanks velly much to SB Sarah for sending the link!

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  • Sarah McCarty
    September 3
    10:06 pm

    I started laughing the minute I read the subject line. Can’t get into the site, but this was good enough!

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  • December/Stacia
    September 3
    10:11 pm

    Damn it! I have to retitle my WIP now!

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  • shiloh walker
    September 3
    11:03 pm

    Well, crap. I can’t get in and now I’m going to be eaten up with curiousity until I see it.

    ugh.

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  • Mrs Giggles
    September 3
    11:32 pm

    Ugh, I didn’t know Geocities were THAT stingy with the bandwidth so I moved the whole thing to:

    http://www.mrsgiggles.com/ebooks/tl/index.html

    Sorry for the inconvenience.

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  • Barbara Sheridan
    September 3
    11:46 pm

    You forgot the most important part

    LOUD music to catch browsers unawares.

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  • Barbara Sheridan
    September 3
    11:47 pm

    ..and even unaware -_-

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  • Mrs Giggles
    September 4
    12:00 am

    I have a most irritating polka music midi ready, but I am not that cruel.

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  • shiloh walker
    September 4
    12:09 am

    Oh man. I think I almost gave myself a heart attack.

    Geez, Mrs. G. That was priceless!

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  • Ann Bruce
    September 4
    12:12 am

    LMAO!

    I think I just gave my boyfriend a heart attack when I started laughing uncontrollably. Mrs. G is priceless!

    If she bashes everything I write from this point forward, I’ll still HEART her forever.

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  • Anonymous
    September 4
    12:25 am

    Too funny, but the sad thing is, several publishers out there have similar looking websites and horrific graphics and grammar 🙂

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  • Jane
    September 4
    1:28 am

    OMG – Priceless. I love it. The spelling errors, the daughter’s hysterectomy, the non payment of royalties unless you write and negotiate for them. LOLOLOL.

    And even more funny because it is so true.

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  • Kat O+
    September 4
    1:54 am

    I really wanted to read some excerpts…

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  • Nora Roberts
    September 4
    2:24 am

    Deer Mz Trisky Loins and famely:

    U R teh publishur i’ve been wiating 4!! i don’t need roaltys, but only want toh ave my storys red buy peopel who will enjoy them and luv them as I do, and my mother.

    I will be sedning u my brillient maneuscrpt Ur Heart Is 4 Rent and im the Landlord as soon as i my mother finish tiping it 4 me.it is the hertwarning and sexystorey of a ho and her pimp and the jons who love them.

    thx 4 all u due.

    The newest membre of your publushing famely,

    LaRoota Passion
    ps: this is a suedomyn

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  • Kat O+
    September 4
    3:01 am

    *roflmao* Gold.

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  • Anonymous
    September 4
    3:14 am

    Ur Heart is 4Rent is the BEST Tricky Lionz BOok I neverrh red!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Pepul ned to no that pimps ‘n hos R mor then rap sinngers.

    They R REAL! PEPUL!!!

    Who LUV!!!

    LOTZ!!!!!!!

    reBeccA

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  • Barbara Sheridan
    September 4
    4:13 am

    LaRoota’s website is cool I’m jealous 😛
    http://barbarasheridan.net/laroota.htm

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  • Lori
    September 4
    4:44 am

    That was hilarious!

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  • Karen Scott
    September 4
    5:33 am

    I will be sedning u my brillient maneuscrpt Ur Heart Is 4 Rent and im the Landlord as soon as i my mother finish tiping it 4 me.it is the hertwarning and sexystorey of a ho and her pimp and the jons who love them.

    Oh my God, that is too funny!

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  • Sandra Schwab
    September 4
    10:02 am

    Ha! And I’m sure you can submit a manuscript written in caps. Yay! And on pink paper. Pink rose-scented paper. Or perhaps even valerian-scented paper. Cause if Mrs. G got a cat, the cat will love the ms, too.

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  • Anonymous
    September 4
    10:32 am

    Mrs. Giggles you are a freaking genius!

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  • Kristie (J)
    September 4
    11:00 am

    MY STUMAK HERTS FROM LAFFING SO HARD (GET IT).

    Treu cumeadik brillyance!!!

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  • Eve Vaughn
    September 4
    12:00 pm

    All I can say is wow. As funny as this is, it’s really sad that this kind of hits home.

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  • Desiree Erotique
    September 4
    1:44 pm

    Oh god, Mrs. Giggles; I will know next time NOT to be drinking coffee when visiting a website you’ve made – ROTFLOL!!

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  • Heather (errantdreams)
    September 4
    6:23 pm

    MUAHAHA! Absolutely priceless!

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  • Jenns
    September 4
    6:53 pm

    Wat cin I say but Mrss Geegles and Noora are not only billiant, but so fenny!
    Sad that there’s some truth to it.

    Anyway, thanks for the laughs, ladies (even though I have to wipe up the water that I WAS drinking). 🙂

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  • Janine
    September 4
    7:47 pm

    Too funny!

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  • QB
    September 4
    8:11 pm

    Yeah, yeah. Laugh. Laugh. Ha-Ha.

    Do you realize how excited I was when I saw the title Mrs. Giggles Has Opened Up Her Own E-Publishing Site? Do you know how freakin’ INTERESTING that would be?

    I’m so disappointed, I could only manage a mere five or six audible guffaws at the rest of the post and at Trixy Lion’s website.

    *sigh*

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  • Gwen
    September 4
    10:55 pm

    HAHAHAHAHA! Oh shit this hurts, I’m laughing so much.

    It’s only legitimate if the website sells jewelry in addition to the books.

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  • Marianne LaCroix
    September 5
    12:16 am

    I was going to say it was missing loud *musak* on the site, but everyone else beat me to the suggestion.

    Hehehe

    Mari

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  • Sandra Schwab
    September 6
    3:46 pm

    Oh duh, I’ve just realized that she’s probably going to accept only e-submissions. There goes my pink, valerian-scented submission. *sniff*

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