Patti Rebmann AKA AP Miller Loves Karen Like A Fat Kid Loves Cake…
Saturday, September 8, 2007Posted in: Not taking your prescribed medication may damage your c, One flew over the cuckoo's nest
Oh how she wounds me. Apparently Patsy sent the long e-mail below, to all and sundry.
It’s so unfair, why can’t I be insulted by somebody who understands the difference between ‘advice’ and ‘advise’. Also, by somebody who knows that ‘Nobody’ isn’t actually supposed to be two words? *g*
In case you have not been following the blog of this “NO BODY” who seems to believe her shit doesn’t stink, (k: Oooh, the wench stole that line from me!) allow me to give you a bit of insight.
Karen Scott has a big mouth when it comes to slandering authors. Seems I am not the only one being attacked here either. She knows NOTHING about writing or publishing yet finds it necessary to post advise to authors regarding their career! And how much of a college education have she had?? NONE. What are her writing credits?? BOOK REVIEWS…Author Groupie wannabe.
Continued after the cut…
What does she mean no writing credits? Hey, I’ll have you know that I came first in a school writing competition when I was ten, dammit! I even beat Samuel Coombes, and he was a total brain box! I was also the only person who could use the words ‘submerged’ and ‘phoenix’ together in a sentence, and make it work! Sheesh!
Anyway, sorry to interrupt, Patsy continues:
She is a moron who knows nothing about about nothing. A simpleton who reads books all day long instead of working for a living. No wonder she strikes me as a person without an education.
She is someone who has no life and wishes so desperately to live through others to make herself look important. You really have to pity her for the stupidity that comes out of her mouth.
Oooh that Patsy’s good. By the way I’ll have you know that I’m educated. My diploma that I bought from a guy on the internet says so, so stick that in your pipe and smoke it beeyotch!
Teresa Jacobs, the FORMER LOOSER CEO of Mardi Gras Publishing will most likely have a lot more time on her hands when she is behind bars for fraud. She writes in this post under “anonymous” and has been the biggest instigator in this group merely because she has no more career and wouldn’t listen to people who knew the business when it came down to running the company the RIGHT way.
She wants so badly to destroy my career…(K: *smirk*) Oh pathetic as she is…use your real name you dope…stop hiding…you know you’re done. Her nose is so full of brown right now it isn’t funny. And it’s straight up Karen’s ass. “Oh please accept me Karen please???” Let’s trash patti’s reputation becuase I am soooo jealous of her success….
Teresa Jacobs said that to lil’ ‘ole me? Ya see, now here’s somebody who recognises true greatness when she sees it. I heart that Teresa Jacobs person, I really do, so what if she’s defrauded loads of authors? She loves me, that means so much, it really does…
She (K: Teresa I presume?) has lied, and committed theft, outside state lines which is punishble by the federal law not local. She has committed fraud in her home state of Alabama, and has hidden often by moving from apartment to apartment in leiu of escaping her creditors.
She has filed bankruptcy once or twice before which I was told by someone close to her, so what does that tell you about her honesty and integrity? The authors of MGP were treated very poorly. Teresa went MIA, screwed up her own life and company not to mention the lives of her authors and is now throwing stones at an author who will always have more then she does along with her honesty and integrity intact..thank you very much…ME!
I am asking you to ignore anything you read on Karens Scotts blog from here on in regarding me, and place Teresa’s name in front of “ANONYMOUS”..well all of you get the picture.
If you ever come across Karen Scott run the other way. She is nothing but trouble. And SHAME on You Nora for joining the ban wagon…don’t you have a commercial or a book to write for television? I am very disappointed in your actions…flaming another author you don’t know? Or is it that you fear the competition? In any event it doesn’t make you look like the professional you claim to be. Associating with morons…”
Oh Patsy, why oh why didn’t you read my blog about the importance of authors using spelling and grammar checker?
Oh yeah, and you insulted LaNora, that’s so fucked up dude. That has to be a crime surely?
And to think, I was going to blog about TTG and I discovering the Nintendo Wii! Heheh!! If this e-mail was truly from you Patsy, thanks for the laughs, you truly are deliciously bananas!
Also, if it makes you feel better, I do believe you’re good enough to write for Mrs Giggles’ Trixy Lion Publishing house! You go girl!
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Karen Scott
September 9
3:39 pm
love the Wii! Now that you have one, you can sit around all day playing with your Wii-mote and using your internet diploma as a coaster.
I love the Wii too, (Ann, I’d deffo opt for the Wii, ’tis tres fun!) it was paid for by the money that I skank off the state, seeing as I have no job and no prospects. *g*
As for the internet diploma, I was thinking of perhaps upgrading it to an MA certificate. The upgrade would only cost me $10.99 plus taxes. Bargain huh?
Anon 76
September 9
8:30 pm
Yes, I am being anon here in this instance.
My plea goes to Patti/Patsy
You and I have worked together in different venues for brief periods. We are not close friends, but neither are we enemies.
I beg of you now, stop. Shut up and stop. You are in no way furthering your career, and perhaps derailing it to the point of no return. (If it is not damaged to that point already.)
I say this to you not out of any jealousy, or whatever you want to call it, but because I am a kind hearted human being who hates to see even my sometimes acquaintances self destruct.
You gain nothing by this. Please let it go.
Anon 76
September 9
8:44 pm
Oh, Karen
My plea has nothing to do with your site. Love it, actually. Read it every day.
However, I felt that disclaimer necessary in case anyone thought I was dissing you with my plea to Patti/Patsy.
You know how the internet goes, people read in things not really there. Sigh
Marianne LaCroix
September 9
10:33 pm
Oh. My. God.
Words just don’t describe my shock.
There have been how many career suicides this past week?
Wow.
Mari
avidbookreader
September 10
1:47 am
That email was some funny, funny shit. Love the pic. I might have to steal that. I am in awe of your power and influence to bring out stuff like this in other people. It is truly amazing.
Devon
September 10
2:10 am
As I was going through the comments, I was actually kind of hoping someone would come forward and defend Miller/Rebmann’s sanity, intelligence or talent. This email, her prior comments and that author den site all point to some kind of sad delusions of grandeur. And nobody’s saying otherwise. It’s funny, but in a cringy way.
Speaking of education, did you notice that she’s so brilliant that she skipped straight from an associate’s degree to a master’s?
And at 12 read all 1500 pages of Middlemarch (why?) Who can argue with such intellect?
Ann Bruce
September 10
2:17 am
As for the internet diploma, I was thinking of perhaps upgrading it to an MA certificate. The upgrade would only cost me $10.99 plus taxes.
Heck, Karen. Your grammatically challenged mortal enemy only has a masters, so toss in the extra 5 quid and get yourself a PhD. Doesn’t “Dr. Scott” have a nice ring to it?
Anonymous
September 10
3:29 am
Ok, I checked my copy of Middlemarch, which is paperback, and it ran to about 800 pages. maybe she read it twice or almost twice?
Karen Scott
September 10
6:10 am
Doesn’t “Dr. Scott” have a nice ring to it?
Dr Scott certainly does have a nice ring. Thanks for the tip-off.
Anon 04.29, seeing as she’s a proven liar (who was rejected by a few e-pubbed editors incidently, contrary to her denials)) it’s a possibility that she’s lying about having read Middlemarch in the first place.
By the way, didn’t she say that she also knew Eloisa James? The tone of her statement suggests that she was quite familiar with Ms James, anybody want to find out how true that is?
Karen Scott
September 10
6:15 am
I am in awe of your power and influence to bring out stuff like this in other people. It is truly amazing.
Sometimes, I even amaze myself Keishon. I’m starting to get a complex. *g*
Dawn
September 10
9:06 am
Bow to the all-powerful Dr Karen Scott.
All this watching Jeremy Kyle and Trisha instead of doing a dishonest day’s work is bringing you worldwide fame!
I’m still really woolly from a migraine, but this is cracking me up.
BTW, K. I’ve got a Sharon Sala that you might be interested in “Rider on Fire”. Let me know and I’ll post it to you.
Nora (The Doctor) Roberts
September 10
10:22 am
I have TWO doctorates. So there. Okay, they’re both honorary, but I didn’t have to pay anything for them. Not even college tuition!
And at the age of about seven, I read all the pages of Eloise.
Veronica
September 10
12:02 pm
Patsy,
Are you smoking crack? Seriously, because you are freaking delusional. You first claim to have written a book for a movie on the sci-fi channel, now you claim to have written something that Harlequin has accepted?
When will all the LIES stop? Your making a total fucking ass out of yourself on Karen’s blog. What the hell is wrong with you? Has the bad dye job seeped into your brain somehow?
And to diss Nora Roberts? You could never be on the same level as Nora Roberts career wise.
Example-Here’s a review of one of your stories. http://euroreviews.eu.funpic.de/bookdetails.php?book_id=161
The reviewer comments: I found the whole premise of this book disturbing as these young people were identified as possible new members before they were of age. It had the feel of pedophilia with the much older doctor and this 18 year old girl.
The reviewer also writes: There are anti Christian comments as well as themes that may be disturbing to anyone who has been a victim of molestation. I cannot in good conscience recommend this book.
Yep, I suggest you take a class in writing and before attending the session-TAKE YOUR FREAKING MEDS.
Karen Scott
September 10
12:28 pm
Dawn, you can’t beat a bit of Trisha and Jez Kyle to improve the mind! I’ve already read Rider on Fire methinks. It’s a category book isn’t it?
Nora I’ve read every single page of every Anne of Green Gables book ever written, so I think that means I win.
Veronica, as she hasn’t felt the need to post on here again, I can only assume that somebody’s keeping the bint away from the computer, and making sure she’s fully loaded up on her meds.
And yes, she must have definitely been smoking some strong shit when she wrote that e-mail, lol.
roslynholcomb
September 10
3:00 pm
I have no idea what this latest to-do is all about. I’ve actually been writing for a change.
I do however, have to admire Karen’s ability to drive folks bat-shit crazy, and in public, no less. Now, if only she would use her powers for good…
Casee
September 10
3:03 pm
Karen, you must stop giving advise to people. Just throw a dictionary at her instead.
Watch out for Wii-itis. *g* The Wii is addicting. My husband doesn’t even say he got it for the kids anymore. LOL
heather (errantdreams)
September 10
3:28 pm
Wow. How embarrassing for her. Her spelling and grammar are so atrocious she’d be lucky if anyone hired her to write after seeing that.
Veronica
September 10
3:56 pm
**I do however, have to admire Karen’s ability to drive folks bat-shit crazy, and in public, no less. Now, if only she would use her powers for good…**
I don’t think it’s Karen who drives people like Patsy insane. I think it’s the exact opposite. It’s the insane people-one’s who alreadly nuts and need meds- that have a tendancy to make a ass out of themselves in public.
che
September 10
4:12 pm
Posted without comment- an interview with the person under discussion when she was senior editor at Silk Vault publishing-
Trista: What makes one query letter or synopsis stand out above others?
Patti: They both need to be clear and to the point. No grammatical errors or spelling errors. If I see that then I know the book will be a problem. I look for an author who knows what their book is about from beginning to end. And if the author can show me that within the first paragraph of the query or synopsis and hook me, they can definitely color me interested.
M. Riccardelli
September 10
4:30 pm
By the way, didn’t she say that she also knew Eloisa James? The tone of her statement suggests that she was quite familiar with Ms James, anybody want to find out how true that is?
I can shed light on that for you, Karen. Where can I email you?
Emma
September 10
5:02 pm
Wow. I’m so glad I don’t write angry emails I might later regret.
Rosemary
September 10
5:10 pm
I’ll echo Veronica’s thought: What has she been smoking? Or is it drinking?
Jane
September 10
7:23 pm
I am guessing the AP Miller + Eloisa James has to do with AP Miller’s involvement in the New Jersey Romance Writer’s thing but I can’t wait to hear about what M. Riccardelli.
Karen Scott
September 10
7:34 pm
M Riccardelli, my e-mail is hairylemony @ gmail . com (without the spaces).
Karen Scott
September 11
4:06 pm
Now, if only she would use her powers for good…
Being good and nice takes far too much work, for very little reward. Ask any of the authors who have been shafted by various e-publishers. *g*
Anonymous
September 11
5:53 pm
I just posted to an older post (two years plus),
I commented on some issues pertaining to RWA but admittedly recent e-publishing events drove the initiative. I think some of the post will be useful here as well:
“With the recent posts indicating the type of nonsense accepted by editors and publishers (in the e-world which is more accepting of erotica) as good writing from so-called great writers, no one should be shocked. In this new world of ours, you can have a creative idea and develop it into a full fledged story and publish it. Never mind if you can’t spell. Never mind if you don’t have command over the English language or any language at all. Forget the fact that you don’t know the difference between an adverb and an adjective or if it is even important. The public will forgive and the publishers who publish you will turn the other cheek. They’ll look the other way and why not? The readers who read it will never notice. So, if you’re reading this post and you can follow along, you are a writer in the works and just don’t know it! In the e-world, come one and come all! If you have an idea, jot it down. Find a friend and publish away!”
Full post is
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