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Apparently Channing Crowder, Miami Dolphins linebacker didn’t realise that they speak English in London.

This is what Crowder had to say:

“I couldn’t find London on a map if they didn’t have the names of the countries,” he said.

“I swear to God. I don’t know what nothing is. I know Italy looks like a boot. I learned that.”

Ya see, this is why some Americans seriously need to get a passport and leave the country every now and again.

I wouldn’t mind, but he’s rich, so it’s not like money is an issue.

How does one not know that A, London is in England, and that B, Londoners speak English? Is this not general knowledge?