One Man And His Beeyotch…
Wednesday, November 14, 2007Posted in: It Takes All Sorts, It's a dog's life
I heard on the radio today that a man in India married his dog.
Just judging on appearances, I think the dog could have done much better.
Whoever said that blondes have more fun, obviously never met this bitch.
There are just too many jokes that one could make with regards to this, but I must admit, I was most amused when the radio presenter wondered what the First Dance song would be, and his co-host suggested Three Times A Bitch by Lionel Richie.
What’s the weirdest story you ever heard of? Actually scrap that, have you anymore suggestions for possible first dance songs? ‘Take My Dog Breath Away’, by Berlin, and ‘Breed Her Like A Lady’ by The Temptations had me absolutely howling. *g*
Shannon Stacey
November 14
7:33 pm
Dibs on this one. I wanna be a Fictionwise bestseller, too.
Sarah McCarty
November 14
7:40 pm
Seriously, “*wiping screen* these postsneed spew alerts. *still laughing at the dog could have done better*
Sarah McCarty
November 14
7:41 pm
See, I was laughing so hard I couldn’t type. *G*
Karen Scott
November 14
7:52 pm
Dibs on this one. I wanna be a Fictionwise bestseller, too.
Heheh, you’d deffo be number one at Total E-bound with this plot.
Anonymous
November 14
8:07 pm
The First Bite is The Deepest?
KC in Fla
November 14
8:10 pm
Or should we just go with the obvious- “Love Bites”?
Anonymous
November 14
8:11 pm
My question is who and why would you stone two dogs and then hang them from a tree?
Nabila
November 14
8:20 pm
Some people would think there are no women or men in India. That’s one picky man!
Karen Scott
November 14
8:26 pm
My question is who and why would you stone two dogs and then hang them from a tree?
Dude, he married a dog, does that seem like the actions of a sane man to you?
Shannon Stacey
November 14
9:57 pm
Speaking of songs, this could be a whole new twist on country music’s “my wife left me and took my dog” thing. Seriously, if somebody could teach the bride to drive a tractor and then she left him for the hairless chihuahua who’d been sniffing around her back door, it would be All-U-Can-Orgasm night at the Grand Ol’ Opry.
cecilia
November 14
11:04 pm
“I’ll be Walking You” by the Police
“Pooper-Scooper” by Abba
“In Dog’s Country” by U2
Shiloh Walker
November 15
3:50 am
I’m starting to think your blog isn’t safe, Karen.
:-O
Men marrying dogs. Oye.
Here’s my dilemma…
Which is the biggest indicator of instability… stoning and hanging animals (…was that for kicks or what?) or marrying them.
Angelia Sparrow
November 15
3:58 am
I remember reading about an Indian town that thought it was cursed, so they married an 8 year old girl to a dog.
shelia
November 15
4:14 am
I read an article about this yesterday on AOL. Apparently he wanted to atone for killing a few other dogs so marrying a dog was his way of making amends…just crazy….but to keep with the theme…how about the song by George Clinton “Atomic Dog”
Kat O+
November 15
4:59 am
Bit Me Baby One More Time
Ain’t Too Proud To Beg
Stuck In The Kennel With You
Barkstreet’s Back
Anonymous
November 15
6:59 am
How bout, The I saw her face, now I’m a retriever, lmao
Dawn
November 15
8:46 am
“How bout, The I saw her face, now I’m a retriever”
I just about wet myself.
Anonymous
November 15
3:24 pm
MacArthur’s(sp) Bark.
Gravy Train (or maybe just leave it Crazy Train.
Anonymous
November 15
3:26 pm
crimson and rover
heather (errantdreams)
November 15
3:52 pm
*falls over laughing at the suggestions*
you’re right, the dog could have done much better…
Eve Vaughn
November 15
5:35 pm
If this guy had to marry a dog to atone for what he did, what in world would Michael Vick have to do?
katiebabs
November 15
6:13 pm
First it was incest, now it is marrying dogs. What’s next?
Getting friendly with your flowers in the garden or that potted plant in your office??
Rosemary
November 16
2:46 pm
Nothign to do with dogs, Karen but ahve you seen this.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/middle_east/7096814.stm
L.E. Bryce
November 18
7:16 pm
If you think that’s weird, you haven’t heard about the Indian girl who married a cobra. No, I’m not shitting you. She got hitched to a venomous snake. Her family was elated.