Seriously people, go check out her Special Blog Guest: Mrs Kristi Theresa, CEO of Trixy Lion Publishing post.
I especially love the beginning bit:
“Dear friendsa nd familie of Trixy Lion Publishing,
I am pleasing to let everyone knowed that Trixue Lion Publishinng is still the undisputedly #1 publishers in womanizing erotic fiction. I am hoping (and worrying!) that Mrs Theresa Wayne’s new besuiness La Media will be welcoming by us to this challenging world of epublishing business becos as a woman I am always happy to see another woman enterpriser step up to the task of showing the worl dwhat women can do and improving the futuristic of quality fictions.
However, I am dismayed at how poor Mrs Theresa’s new business is forced to be shut down wjhen it has barely opening its doorways to surely authoprs who will flog to its doorwayts with their premiering qiuality work! As usually, this is the workings of the jealouseuy minds of those horrible unchristian women like Karen Scotland and Ash Achoonox (the last name alone is surely indicating of a satanic mind!), tools of the evil Samhane Publishing people who are like Microssoft trying to get a sinistering gripping on the world of epublishers! I ask you, my freinds, what kind of world are we lives in when everyone is full of bursting hot devil jellousy?”
I nearly fell out of my chair I was laughing so hard.
Katie(babs)
December 12
4:33 pm
Karen I was just about to sip some coffee and it is a good thing I didn’t!
This is too funny but very sad also because it is as close to the truth as you can get.
Angela James
December 12
4:42 pm
tools of the evil Samhane Publishing people who are like Microssoft trying to get a sinistering gripping on the world of epublishers!
*snort*
I can see our evil plan is taking root. Muahahahaha.
Kayleigh Jamison
December 12
4:49 pm
Holy hell I can’t breathe I’m laughing so hard. My favorite part, though it was hard to narrow down, is when she mentions “evil jealous unchristian lesbian satanisssts like Karen Scotland and Ash Ascccohgnox.”
Anonymous
December 12
5:18 pm
OMG this is too damn good.
Teddy Pig
December 12
5:27 pm
Thank you Samhain for all ur ebil wicced ways.
Shiloh Walker
December 13
3:32 am
I just wanna know how long it took her to write in that… uh… fashion.
Shi
http://shilohwalker.wordpress.com
Danielle
December 13
2:33 pm
OMG! Is she for real? She wonders why an e-publisher went out of business with the lack of grammar and basic sentence structure exposed in that post?
Damn! All I can do is laugh. That shit is sad as hell.
Angela James
December 13
2:48 pm
psst, lol, Danielle. Mrs. Giggles is spoofing. It’s not for real.
Dionne Galace
December 14
7:09 am
Mrs. Giggles is spoofing.
Awww, it’s sad how Mrs. Giggles’ “spoof” is actually more grammatically accurate.
Oh, snap!