Overheard Earlier Today In A Pub Somewhere In England…
Tuesday, December 18, 2007Posted in: overheard, with friends like these
BF1: Soooo…how often do you go down on TTG then?
K: Silence
BF2: Well?
K: Looks around to see who they’re talking to.
K: You talking to me?
BF1: Yep.
K: Why?
BF1: Just wondered…
K: You can keep wondering, I’m not telling.
BF2: Well, do you swallow when you go down?
K: Are you on drugs?
BF1: Oh come on, tell us whether you swallow or not.
K: Nope.
BF2: Why not?
K: Because it smells like bleach, and I’m not too fond of bleach.
BF1: Bleach?
K: Yep
BF1: No it doesn’t.
K: How do you know? When was the last time you went down on my husband?
BF1 Well, —-‘s doesn’t smell of bleach.
K: Babe, too much information already.
BF2: Neither does —-‘s.
K: Sticks fingers in ears
BF1: Silence
BF2: Silence
BF1: So… does that mean you’re a spitter then?
K: Stupified silence
K: Waiter, can we have another bottle of wine please!!?
Katie(babs)
December 18
9:32 pm
Bleach!! Too funny.
Pass the wine!
MERLIN
December 18
9:58 pm
Bleach ? Never heard that one before.
I was once told that drinking lots of pinepapple juice improves the taste.
I get through about 2 pints a day.
M.
shilohwalker
December 18
9:59 pm
Uh… yeah, I’d be in the TMI zone, too.
shilohwalker
December 18
10:00 pm
…so glad I wasn’t drinking my coke when I read this…
I was once told that drinking lots of pinepapple juice improves the taste.
I get through about 2 pints a day.
MERLIN
December 18
10:04 pm
Shiloh – are you telling me it’s not true ?
M.
Barbara B.
December 18
11:15 pm
Yeah. Sometimes it DOES smell like bleach and that aint something
I’m inclined to swallow!
Kat O+
December 19
1:37 am
I’m not one for sex talk with friends myself. Even at my drunkest, you’d be hard pressed to pry details out of me. But I love to listen in. That conversation of yours cracked me right up.
Sarah McCarty
December 19
1:50 am
Oh good grief!!! Just good grief! *shaking head*
eggs
December 19
2:19 am
I rarely – if ever – discuss my sex life. I’m not particularly uptight about it, but it makes my skin crawl to listen to other people talk about theirs, and I find mentioning anything about mine only encourages them to share WAY TOO MUCH. Funnily enough, I love to read about imaginary people having sex, but not hear about it from real people I have to shake hands with and stuff.
eggs.
I'll never tell
December 19
2:48 am
Two pints Merlin? And is any of it pineapple juice?
LOLOL!
Jennifer McKenzie
December 19
4:22 am
Oh my!!!! This stuff is usually STARTED by me. And BLEACH? You poor thing.
It may be TMI, but between friends it’s not an unusual conversation.
I have it on “good authority” that pineapple doesn’t work.
Neither does lots of cinnamon icing.
Just sayin’
Dionne Galace
December 19
7:18 am
Huh. It does smell like bleach.
And my fella drinks a lot of pineapple and orange juice.
Oh, and wheatgrass.
Ew.
RosemaryF
December 19
3:31 pm
A few years ago my three BFs and I took a girl’s trip to Mexico. While there we got to talking to another group of 4 BFs doing the same thing. They were in their late 20s (same as us) and had known each other since the age of 12 (same as us).
They admitted that this trip was the first time they had ever talked about sex with each other. We all just stared at them in horror and asked, “How the hell did you make it through high school?”
Moral of the story? My friends have known whether or not I swallow since I’ve known whether or not I swallow.
dianev62
December 19
4:33 pm
As my dad always says, “People who talk about their sex life…ain’t getting any sex.”
Just sayin’…
Diane
emdee
December 19
4:43 pm
Definitely smells like bleach.
Jackie L.
December 19
5:35 pm
I am with Karen on the TMI issue. This is not info I share.
However, I will say, due to lifelong allergies, I have almost no sense of smell.
Not necessarily a bad thing.
azteclady
December 19
5:56 pm
I’m completely with eggs on this one. I’d rather not known what people I know do in the privacy of their own bedrooms/lives–and I sure as hell ain’t sharing what I do.
Anonymous
December 19
6:15 pm
Not to get off the subject, but there is a horrible rumor around the yahoo groups.
Jaden Sinclair claims she’s just as good in her writing as Shiloh Walker.
She even posts a snippet on her group.
copywrite by Jaden Sinclair
Daylen bent over her, kissing the tip of her nose. His hands brushed up her legs to the outline of her panties. Looking her in the eye, he slowly pulled them down.Nerves were starting to kick in for Rachel big time. She was scared, nervous and excited all at the same time. Daylen saw it, thus using his body to press hers back down on the bed. He balanced some of his weight on one arm as he kissed her while he used his other hand to open her legs for him. She felt so heavenly, so right that he not only wanted this night to be special for both of them, but also wanted it to last all night long. His hand went up and down her leg, wrapping it around his waist as his lips kissed her shoulder caressing her all the way up to her ear.“I plan on kissing every inch of you tonight.” With his sexy deep voice, he purred in her ear, “I’m going to know each and every place on you that will make you melt.”Rachel closed her eyes as she arched into him, pressing her breasts against his hard chest. Her arms went around his waist, enjoying the feel of his muscles under her hands.Daylen took hold of her hands, pinning them above her head as his mouth skimmed down her body. He licked at one hard nipple and then moved to the other. Her soft whimpering sounds were music to his ears as he kissed around her breasts, tasting each and every inch of them.Moving down even more he kissed and licked her belly, working his way even farther down. His shoulders did the work for him at spreading her legs even farther apart, exposing her completely to his waiting hunger.He looked at her glistening mound, and his mouth watered. Nothing in his life ever looked so sweet or so tempting as she did right this second. She had shaved herself completely except for a very small patch of hair. Her lips were swollen with need and shinning with her wetness. Daylen blew hot air on her privates, smiling as she squirmed.He moved both of his hands up the inside of her thighs, parting her legs as far as they would go. He held his hand flat, using his thumbs to part the lips that hid his treasure. Her clit was so swollen that he could see it without any trouble. With one long swipe of his tongue he licked it. Her sharp intake of breath was an indication of how surprised and how much she enjoyed it.“Get ready to scream,” he said in a soft, deep voice.
There are so many errors on that excerpt, I just don’t know where to begin. Her clit was so swollen, that he could see it without any trouble? Dear god! And how about-copywrite and not copyright.
But the biggest horrible lie, is the fact that she compares herself to Shiloh.
OMG that’s an insult to Shiloh.
Anonymous
December 19
6:40 pm
Okay, Anon.
We get you have a jones against Jaden. This discussion has nothing to do with that jones. Nor Jaden or Shiloh.
Anon 76
(thinking someone is trying to stir stuff cuz they can’t let go of past hatreds.)
shilohwalker
December 19
7:02 pm
uh…. I’m not sure I even want to comment.I definitely don’t see how this happened into the conversation.
But since it did, and since I was mentioned, I’ll put my two cents on the table.
It doesn’t concern me if somebody compares themselves to me. I don’t see why they would. By no means do I think I’m any kind of standard.
I do think that a writer comparing themselves to another is silly. There are people out there who think my writing sucks~I’m often one of them.
If author A says to Jane Q Reader, I’m as good as author X, but Jane hates author X, that isn’t going to get her to try author A out.
Knowing that everybody has different tastes… what’s the point?
But that aside, I honestly couldn’t care less if somebody wants to compare themselves to me.
Although..yes… scratching head… I don’t see the point.
Anonymous
December 19
7:44 pm
Yep, Shiloh, let it be.
It isn’t the topic for it at the moment. If Anon wants to send it to Karen’s addy to chew on and decide to comment on, fine.
But to be so far off the topic, Anon has an axe to grind. And that totally sends my senses on alert. People often do it on highly “hit” sites to dig and start wars. And, as I’ve found so frequently lately, they are people involved in epub failings. You aren’t my “friend” anymore, but “YOU” are. I felt it crappy for your name to be dragged in.
Anon has a platform, and whether I like or dislike the excerpt, this was not the post for that platform.
And that’s the last I’ll post about it. LOL
Anon 76
Anonymous
December 19
7:46 pm
I actually meant to post that coment here: http://karenknowsbest.blogspot.com/2007/12/would-you-trust-your-book-or-your.html#comments
Sorry for dropping it on this subject and you’re right I should’ve sent it to Karen’s email.
Anonymous
December 19
8:18 pm
Now I said I wouldn’t comment again…
But brava/bravo to you, Anon.
It was an ooops. To just say so instead of ranting at me shows huge class.
All the best to you
Anon 76
shilohwalker
December 19
8:26 pm
There are too many anons and I’m so easily confused. :o\
I think I’m going to get back to work.
Emma Petersen
December 20
12:09 am
I don’t know if it’s because my mom was hippy-ish or because I write erotic romance but my girls and I do discuss certain things. I would never ask an aquantaince about her/his sexual practices or respond if I was asked by an aquaintance.
When my bf got married around 18 and knew so much more than I did about certain things, yes I was shocked. Especially since she admitted to certain sexual practices we as teenagers we swore up and down we’d never do.
K: How do you know? When was the last time you went down on my husband?
This was the funniest thing ever.
Desiree Erotique
December 20
2:44 pm
Oh my, lol. Well, I guess every friendship is different; where some friends might be comfortable talking about stuff like this I can see where some might not.
Karen, this is off-topic also, but I’ve not spent much time online lately and as I’ve lost your email addy what I really wanted to pop by and say is- HAPPY HOLIDAYS!!