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Saturday, March 15, 2008
Posted in: nowt as queer as folk


Didja hear about the woman who was stuck on her toilet seat for two years?

“Authorities are considering charges in the bizarre case of a woman who sat on her boyfriend’s toilet for two years — so long that her body was stuck to the seat by the time the boyfriend finally called police.

Ness County Sheriff Bryan Whipple said it appeared the 35-year-old Ness City woman’s skin had grown around the seat. She initially refused emergency medical services but was finally convinced by responders and her boyfriend that she needed to be checked out at a hospital.

Talk about fishy. The Boyfriend definitely has a lot of questions to answer methinks.

Urrgghh, the thought of my arse actually being stuck to a toilet seat makes me feel very uncomfortable.

Via Keishon’s blog


  • I heard about it. What the nurse in me is saying is that the woman needs psychiatric help. The boyfriend should have realized that after…oh, say… 3-4 days. But he took her food and stuff, so I’m not really sure he could be charged with much of anything. Stupidity isn’t a crime, although yeah, in some cases it should be.


  • azteclady
    March 15
    1:27 pm

    I’d read about this as well, but on the follow up article they did mention that neither she nor the boyfriend are *cough* among the brightest crayons in the box *cough* and that he had been taking care of her for something like 16 years.


  • DS
    March 15
    1:59 pm

    The article I read said she was not cooperating with medical care at the hospital. According to his statement, he asked her every day if she was reading to come out and she responed, “No, not today. Maybe tomorrow.”

    Of course that didn’t stop us from wondering if the house had more than one toilet and where he went–


  • My husband found the article two nights ago and we read it. Like azteclady said the implication was that neither of them were the brightest of crayons, lol. Oh, and the article we read said it was a two bathroom house. Very pitiful situation. I hope they both get the help they need.


  • Why does all this crazy sh*t have to happen in my home state? Kansas already has a pretty horrid reputation for being backwards. This doesn’t help. 😛


  • sallahdog
    March 15
    6:34 pm

    LOL, shannon, I thought the same damn thing… first Phelps and his nutty clan, and now a lady stuck to a toilet seat… Can Kansas never catch a break?


  • This is one of the weirdest things I’ve ever heard.


  • I don’t know what’s worse. This story or this story:

    granted the second story happened in 04, but one has to wonder what was running through their heads.


  • Being a Kansas native as well, it rather bothers me that we only seem to get press if there’s a tornado that wipes out a city, a crazy minister, or a woman stuck to a toilet seat.

    Shannon, I agree — we need some positive PR.

    BTW, the man, last I heard, is being charged with abuse or something… Course, I don’t know the details, I heard it second-hand.


  • I’m assuming it was her rear that was stuck in?


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