This unfortunate couple were caught having sex on Jumeirah Beach, in Dubai, by a police officer. The couple who’d only met earlier that night (talk about a one night stand to remember) were found guilty of having unmarried sex, and breaching public decency laws.

Not only was the woman fired from her publishing job, but the pair were also ordered to serve three months in jail.

Oops.

Never fear however, because the sentence has just been suspended on appeal, and the pair have now been deported back to England.

The moral of this story? If you are going to have sexual relations on a beach, try to avoid doing it in a middle east country, ok?

Dumbasses.