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Aren't People Just....Strange?

I was checking out some of the search terms that land people onto KKB, and the following were some of the most popular:

worlds smallest penis
worlds smallest dick

Breastfeeding Pictures Older Children (Hmmm…)

bunny totally love (Aren’t people random?)

fathersshaggingsons (some people are just wrong)

smallest penis in the world
world’s smallest penis
worlds smaales penis
worlds smallest willy (there’s a lot of people looking for the world’s smallest penis isn’t there??)

29 year old male virgin
30 year old male virgins
31 year old male never dated (Still waiting for the 32 year old virgin…)

50 shades of grey lessons – (Seriously?)

50 shades of grey pages of sex scenes (I bet they were disappointed with the results of that search)

are step siblings allowed to marry (Yes, they are, but why would you??)

book about a step brother and sister who have sex (Seriously dude?)

breastfeed older children 13 16 years (Yuck!)

edward puts his dick fuck bella vagina fanfiction (Really??????)

elloras cave authors income (Surely the only person making money there is Laurann Dohner?)

fifty shades of grey explicit excerpt (Poor things…)

Fuck Manager (I have no idea what this means)

i’m a thirty year old virgin my wife can’t have sex (So many issues, so little time…)

if i wanted congress in my uterus i’d fuck a senator (I feel the same way dearie…)
is dating your step sister wrong (Erm…what do you think mate?)

red haired dick (Indeed…)

ruthie knox “about last night” – (this came up a few times, no doubt Ruthie Knox Googling herself multiple times. She’ll learn.)

what is taylor’s name from fifty shades in master of the universe (erm…who cares?)

These search terms amuse me no end.

5 Comments »

  • “31 year old male never dated (Still waiting for the 32 year old virgin…)” — I’m guessing you’ll only have to wait a year.

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  • “Fuck Manager (I have no idea what this means)” — me either, but I think I need one!

    I just remembered a children’s book blogger who used to write search term poetry…

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  • It’s just so strange what people search for!

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  • Lori
    May 29
    8:11 pm

    Well I found you the first time when I put in “shagging goats”…

    Heh.

    Not really.

    People are quite concerned with the willy size, aren’t they? Bet it’s all those male virgins.

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  • “if i wanted congress in my uterus i’d fuck a senator (I feel the same way dearie…)”

    Word.

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