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Prince Albert: “I wonder how Nicole’s doing…” Charlene: “Fuck me, he kisses like Daddy’s Koi carp.”

The man has two illegitimate children, and apparently only married Charlene because he needed a proper heir, not one born out of wedlock. To make things worse, there are rumours that he has two more illegitimate children. A five year old, and one not born yet. The man obviously doesn’t believe in sexing safely. He really should be gloving before the loving methinks. He really should be keeping his semen confined to the sterile environment of a condom, if only just for the women he’s shagging.

Charlene, (bless her cotton socks) is also rumoured to have tried to escape the wedding three times, but kept getting caught by the security guards.

On second thoughts, this so could be a Harlequin Presents Royal Wedding story. The problem is, the bride appears to have married the villain rather than the hero.

Well, hopefully when she’s counting his money and dripping in the crown jewels, she wont be too sad that Albert’s out humping the next blow up doll.

Mind you, I have to say, much respect to Albert for shagging and impregnating a black woman from Togo. His family must have hit the roof, hahaha! Can you imagine Prince Harry coming home to Granny with a black girl on his arm? I’m pretty sure her Majesty The Queen would probably keel over. Oh I’d so love for that to happen. It really would make my life I think, hahahaha!

Charlie Horse has an interesting post up on his blog.

He’s talking about inter-racial dating, and why it’s more common for a black man to date a white woman, and not so much the other way round.

He writes:

“So why the disconnect? I asked a black colleague at work and she said it was more “cultural” than racial. It could be that. I can also see why that wouldn’t inhibit a black guy from dating a white woman since men generally aren’t that concerned about cultural differences and are “just happy to get some.”

I wonder how true it is that men generally don’t worry as much about cultural differences as women?

I dated a white guy once. That didn’t work out so well. The crazy bastard stalked me for months, and poured battery acid over my beloved car when I dumped him. He didn’t understand that ringing me and my friends 100 times a day to find out where I was, and having his friends spy on me wasn’t the best way to conduct a relationship. This is why I have an acute aversion to crazy people.

Anyway, I haven’t got time to analyse Charlie’s post further, so I suggest you bob over and read what he has to say on the matter.

I will say one thing though, if I was that way inclined, I would totally do Gabrielle Union too. *g*