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I got a really interesting e-mail about our friend Patsy Rebmann, AKA AP Miller. The e-mail was from an author, who’s met her several times.

I’m not going to post the e-mail on here, but apparently (to paraphrase) most of her peers are horribly embarrassed by her and her actions, and put it down to some sort of mental breakdown. Also apparently, she’s been lying for years about Hollywood knocking on her door, and whatnot, so it’s quite likely that the Harlequin contract is also a lie. If she’s not lying about that, then hopefully, someone other than ‘Tarra’ will bob over and confirm her claim.

As for claiming Eloisa James as a reference? Apparently she’s in the same chapter, but the nearest she’s probably ever gotten to her, is if she sat next to her at any of the meetings, otherwise, no kinship there whatsoever, Ms James, if you want to confirm or deny, feel free to post *g*

Also, apparently she “lied” about speaking out against e-pubs. Apparently she posted an “incoherent rambling post” on a private author forum, but was once again, mostly ignored cuz she sounded like she’d been sniffing the glue again. (blatant paraphrasing)

It seems to me that far from being a laughing matter, our Patsy may actually need professional help. Which probably explains why she (or at least somebody pretending to be her), went to the trouble of dedicating two whole blogs to yours truly. (I wont bother linking, but I’m sure you guys will find the them eventually, if you haven’t already. The links are in the comments of one of my previous blog posts. *g*)

The woman sure seems to be crazy as a coyote on steroids.

Oh how she wounds me. Apparently Patsy sent the long e-mail below, to all and sundry.

It’s so unfair, why can’t I be insulted by somebody who understands the difference between ‘advice’ and ‘advise’. Also, by somebody who knows that ‘Nobody’ isn’t actually supposed to be two words? *g*

Continued after the cut…

What does she mean no writing credits? Hey, I’ll have you know that I came first in a school writing competition when I was ten, dammit! I even beat Samuel Coombes, and he was a total brain box! I was also the only person who could use the words ‘submerged’ and ‘phoenix’ together in a sentence, and make it work! Sheesh!

Anyway, sorry to interrupt, Patsy continues:

Oooh that Patsy’s good. By the way I’ll have you know that I’m educated. My diploma that I bought from a guy on the internet says so, so stick that in your pipe and smoke it beeyotch!

Teresa Jacobs said that to lil’ ‘ole me? Ya see, now here’s somebody who recognises true greatness when she sees it. I heart that Teresa Jacobs person, I really do, so what if she’s defrauded loads of authors? She loves me, that means so much, it really does…

Oh Patsy, why oh why didn’t you read my blog about the importance of authors using spelling and grammar checker?

Oh yeah, and you insulted LaNora, that’s so fucked up dude. That has to be a crime surely?

And to think, I was going to blog about TTG and I discovering the Nintendo Wii! Heheh!! If this e-mail was truly from you Patsy, thanks for the laughs, you truly are deliciously bananas!

Also, if it makes you feel better, I do believe you’re good enough to write for Mrs Giggles’ Trixy Lion Publishing house! You go girl!