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Dear Samuel Konan Age 22 Years Old…

Monday, February 18, 2008
Posted in: Spam e-mail

Please look away now, if the liberal use of the ‘f’ word offends you.

Dearest one,

Who the fuck are you calling dearest one, you don’t fucking know me.

With no intention to offend you I pleed with you to please assist me in this problem of mine which i will need your help, however is not mandatory nor will I in any manner compel you to honour it against your wish. I am Samuel Konan, 22 years old and the only son of my late parents Mr. and Mrs. Melije KONAN.

Are they dead, or did you fucking kill them you lazy, lying, conniving piece of shit?

My father was a highly reputable business man (dealing in film materials)he operated in the capital city of Mali during his days.

I doubt your father was a highly reputable anything, in fact, I doubt you know who your father is, you mother-fucking scumbag.

My fathers died mysteriously in belgium during one of his business trips abroad on octtober 14/2006.

Don’t pretend you even know who your father was, you weren’t born, you were an amoeba that happened to find a breathing vessel to cling to, you fucking pond scum.

Though his sudden death was linked or rather suspected to have been masterminded by an uncle of his who travelled with him at that time. But God knows the truth!

You are such a lying piece of shit, what do you know about truth, you spend your life trying to scam innocent people of their money, why the fuck don’t you just get a proper job like everyone else?

My mother died when I was just 4 years old on child birth according to what my father told me,

If I was your mother, I’d want to die too, you robbing greasy snake bastard, piece of crap.

The time for her delivery was complete and the doctor did not know because according to my father the doctor told them that my mother was not going through labour according to his own prediction my mother had about one month more to deliver.

If there was any truth to this, the tragedy would have been that you lived, and she died, you fucked up twat.

So before they realise she was on labour, it has taken about two days and she became very weak and could not make it during child delivery.Since then my father took me so special.

You lying, gonorrhea-infested, wanker.

After the funeral ceremoney of my late father,I noticed from his file in his private room some documents which shows that he had Deposited the sum of four million Two hundred and thirty thousand United State Dollars.(USD$4.230,000) with a bank here which I have verified and they confirm the existance of the fund.

Liar, liar, your pants are on fire! You don’t have a fucking bean, because, if you did, you wouldn’t have sent me this fake-assed e-mail. You’d be in Honolulu butt-fucking the locals instead.

Finally, they propossed that the fund has be to transfer to a foreign bank account acording to the agreement with my father.Upon this informatioin given to me by the bank i decided to contact you to help me recieve this money in your bank account.

You are such a fucking liar, you decided to contact me, because you want to defraud me of my hard-earned cash. You’re hoping that I’m as stupid as you sound. Well, unfortunately for you, you fucking stupid robbing lying scumbag bastard, I’m not.

But please i want to beg you by the almighty God to be faithull to me. And tell me if you will not, because of my age cheat on me. I will like to come over to your country and finish my school and settle down for life.

I’ve got a good place you can settle down for life. Oh yes, Her Majesty would only be too pleased to keep you settled for life at her pleasure, you fucking ejit.

If you like we can as well go into a joint business of any type in your country. So if this mail is acceptable to you i will like you to confirm by sending to me the information’s bellow :
*Full Names.:
* Nationality.:
* Occupation.:
* Address.:
* Phone No.:

In your fucking dreams. You are a fucktard of the highest order. Calling you pondlife, would be doing a disservice to the noble creepy crawlies that inhabit ponds.

Thank you very much and may the almighty God continue to protect you
and your family.
Samuel Konan.

And hopefully lightening will strike you down and kill your lying arse, you fucking c*nt.

Yours sincerely,

Karen Scott