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There Are Some Weird Mother Effers Out There...

Thanks to Mad for this graphic, love it, haha!

There’s a bird on Twitter who I used to follow, because she was a fellow Scandal fan. Then I realised that she was nutty as a fruitcake.

She’s majorly obsessed with Tony Goldwyn, one of the main guys on Scandal. He played the bloke who organised for Patrick Swayze’s character in Ghost, to be killed. But this isn’t actually what makes her a total loony (even though she refers to him like he’s her personal property, and she cussed Kerry Washington out on Twitter because her character in Scandal was mean to Tony Goldwyn’s character – it’s tres embarrassing actually) no, what makes her just a bit nuttier than your average fruitcake is this vid:

The guy in the vid is a random bloke who she apparently walked past on a beach and took an instant shine to. She doesn’t know who he is, but she fancies herself in love with him. I’m pretty sure the poor guy didn’t even know that she was taking pics of him.

Now, this may be considered romantic in a movie, or even in a book, but in real life? It’s a more than a little cray-cray. Fucknut much? I can’t help but wonder what she would do if she found him one day, and discovered that he was happily married with children.

Don’t pretend you guys didn’t just think of Glenn Close in Fatal Attraction. *Shudder*.

Aren't People Just....Strange?

I was checking out some of the search terms that land people onto KKB, and the following were some of the most popular: (more…)

I’ve been on the internet long enough now that surely nothing should surprise me, but honestly, the depravity of some people is beyond the pale.

Footballer, Fabrice Muamba collapsed on the football pitch on Saturday, after suffering a heart attack. This happened in the middle of a game.

It seemed that everybody and his wife took to Twitter to extend their fervent hope that he would be ok. Whilst normal folk were left reeling by this incident, a couple of people devoid of any humanity, took to Twitter and used the incident as an excuse to hurl racist abuse and wish death upon him.

I want to know, what kind of mind would tweet this kind of abuse? (more…)

It never fails to amaze me at how the most hateful people in this world are usually the most religious. They cling to their religious beliefs and commit the most heinous acts in the name of God.

It’s ironic that the truly good people who’s paths I’ve crossed had no religious affiliations.

My heart goes out to the family of the people who were murdered in cold blood by Anders Brehing Breivik, in Norway.

Just when I think I’ll never be again surprised by the capacity of one human being to inflict unimaginable pain and suffering on another human being, along comes this story.

I was appalled when I read about Michael Gilbert’s ordeal. Talk about a dysfunctional family.

Here’s an excerpt from The Times: (more…)

Picture this scenario:

Caroline and her husband Ben have two little girls, aged 10 and 8, called Matilda, and Emily.

Caroline has an older sister called Janet, who has two sons, Tom, aged 21, and Terry, aged 17.

Four years ago, when Matilda was just six, her and Emily were having a sleep-over at Janet’s house.

In the middle of the night, Terry, who was then 13 years old, went into six year old Matilda’s bedroom, and sexually abused her.


‘It’s like having a child that never grows up – how perfect is that?’ … Mary Lynn Campbell and Silly Willy, in My Monkey Baby. Photograph: Channel 4

I don’t agree with the act of dressing dogs in cutesy doggy clothes, as if they were a fashion accessory. In fact I hate it, and I truly believe it’s an act of cruelty towards the dogs, so you can imagine my horror when I watched this programme on the telly the other night.

It’s a new form of family life, and thousands of Americans are raising a monkey as a member of their family.

These cheeky monkeys have everything a real child could want, expensive clothes and toys. Their own rooms complete with TVs. Sweets, treats, and most of all, quality time with ‘Mum’ and ‘Dad’ In fact, all the love and attention a parent can give.


I can just imagine the number of people who read that heading and assumed I was talking about them.

But, as it happens, I’m talking about this from Perez Hilton’s blog:

That yucky Austrian saga of Josef Fritzl, the man who held his daughter prisoner in a basement cell for 24-years and fathered seven of her children, is being turned into a play.


A Vienna, Austria-based theater will stage the ‘satiric soap opera’ called Fritzl’s Bed and Breakfast starting February 23rd.

According to reports, the production’s director is Hubsi Kramar, a well-known Austrian standup comedian who caused a stir when he tried to attend Vienna’s Opera Ball dressed as Adolf Hitler.

That’s a play we definitely don’t want to see!

There are some seriously sick people out there, and I’m not just talking about that evil bastard, Joseph Fritzl.

Thanks to Katiebabs via AL for the heads up.

I haven’t published my most popular search phrases in a while, but here goes.

There were lots of the obligatory ‘sperm in mouth’ and ‘ejaculating on face’ searches, as well as some lovely new ones. Have a gander at these:

Latinabuse – this is a very popular serach phrase for this blog, does anybody know what it pertains to?

How did Shelly dorgan die? – Who’s she then?

how does a guy keep his cum coming and coming? – Scott?

ejaculating in a woman’s face – I wondered how long it would be before this came up.

well endowed penises – Hmmm

why does a man like to cum on a womans face – no effing idea.

i cant swallow sperm but i want to – sick arse

What is it like to have a cock in your vagina? – No idea, I’m a virgin. *g*

karen blog cover changeling press – tee hee hee

karen scott the slut – nice.

Are there any black people in Mensa? – no idea. Anyone?

Has anyone been to venus – what a funny question.

Lauren Dane (another author I read EVERYTHING – That’ll be Chantal Googling that negative review rant

latinabuse.com porn – again

what counts as large penis girth – 12inches

“sperm in my mouth” – I think not.

it’s my body i’ll eat it if i want too – Wrong blog dear.

big cock” “9 inches” – no dear a big cock is 12 inches.

sister shagging – sick bastard.

husband is a twat – Awww he’s ok really

bonnie dee’s pussy – They are talking about the feline variety aren’t they Bonnie?

nora roberts racist – Monica, is this you? *g*

Karen Knows best – She certainly effing does. *g*