Normally I’d mildly disagree with him, but unfortunately, he happened to pick up my copy of Lacey Alexander’s lates book, Bikini Diaries, which is certainly porny in parts. I mean, the heroine engages in sex with a stranger, she has a threesome, then does a bit of girl-on-girl, whilst the boys watch. It was kind of hard to refute.

I just told him to be grateful, seeing as he’s the beneficiary of my porn reading.

That shut him up for a while.